Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted but the teddy bear died I wish to make the next kh video game that everyone liked

Granted but then square enix sued you for making a KH game without thier permission.

 

I wish rick astley was real...

he was real but he died i wish i could could be god

Granted, but then you became an alien and kidnapped children.

 

I wish i was Alex Mercer Or James Heller. (W00T FOR ALEX BIENG BAD GUY IN NEW PROTOTYPE!)

wait how the hell can god turn in to a alien whatever granted but someone shot you there i wish to have all the gummy candys in the world

But you got raped for your smexiness and promptly died of a sexually-transmitted pathogen. INFECTION: SPREAD THE DISEASE.

 

I wish I could fix any problem I ever had, have had, and will have instantly.

Granted, but it worked.

 

I wish i had imagination.

And you promptly imagined Saix in a dominatrix suit with c-cup breast and pointy needles oozing curdled milk out of them into your eyeballs. While she fills your anus.

 

I wish I was in Team Fortress 2. And had guns.

Granted but then you got owned by Sniper

I wish to show you all my GIANT MONKEY FORM!

Granted, but then the government killed you since they thought you were a threat

I wish Charlie the Unicorn was my pet

granted, but then he stole YOUR kidney.

 

 

i wish i had a better looking face

But you still got the revoltingly-pointy man-tits.

 

I wish I could turn my self into a live, human-sized explosive by saying "Beetlejuice juiceBeetle Beetlejuice"

granted, but you blowed up da earth.

 

i wish i had a Poke'mon

granted, but he'll eat your balls for breakfast

 

i wish i was impervious

no wish was granted. SAD FOR YOU!

I wish to become a voice actor for the Yu-Gi-Oh The Abriged Series videos

Granted but you were only a back up voice actor in case one of the other VA couldn't do it

I wish I was able sto change my arm into an awesome looking claw

Wish granted but it got sliced off by robots.

I wish I was able to turn into a white wolf

Granted but then you were killed by poachers

I wish I knew magic

Granted but then you got transfered to Area 51 because the USa thought you were a threat

I wish to have that creepy Bowser's laugh

Granted but Mario kneeled you

I wish for no wishes

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Granted but then more genies came up and negated your wish

I wish to be a Seeker

granted, but the rest of your team is so awful you never win.

 

i wish i could wish for a wish that could give me unlimited wishes.

Mokuba: Granted, but you never used them!

 

Kaiba: I wish for immortality!!!

Granted but then you got bored and decided to fall into the Earth's core

I wish to play Sonic CD

Ganted but Dr.Eggman keeps killing you

i dont want a wish HA!!!!!