Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but now it triple posts

I wish I could whack Vexen on the head with his own weapon

Granted, but you keeled him, and Org. 13 is after you now.

I wish I had more reps.

Granted,but then you would hev so many reps w=you would be banned by over-awsomness.

 

I wish I could have unlimited candy.

Granted, but you drowned in the sea of endless candy

I wish I could eat Sea-Salt ice cream

Granted but it's too salty

I wish MF would die.

Granted, but MF was replaced with UMF (undefeatable mysterious figure)

 

I wish that I could

Granted, but you fell down the stairs

I wish I had some grilled cheese

Granted,but the cheese came to life and ate you.

 

I wish that I could become a cat.

Granted, but you were run over by a car.

 

I wish I could actually speak French.

Granted, but you can't speak any other language.

 

I wish Nomura would draw an AkuRoku picture

Granted, but it was a threesome with Mansex.

/shot

 

I wish Monster would have a scene with a nekkid Johan.

<3

Granted, but the whole thing was blurred.

 

I wish that I was blue like in Avatar.

Granted, but the government thought you had a deadly diease and put you in a lab for testing

I wish I could change into a lion cub

Granted, but they put you in a zoo.

 

I wish Johan x Tenma was canon.

Granted, but then you hated it.

 

I wish I was richhh. D:

Granted, but then the government start taxing you more

I wish for a Kingdom Hearts theme park

Granted,but then so many people came,the tickets to enter ran out for life.

 

I wish I was a giant squid.

Granted, but you were sushi.

 

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

Granted, but you die

 

I wish I was loved.

Granted, but your loved by your mother only.

I wish I had some bacon.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack.

 

I wish I had Re:Coded D:

Granted, but a space monkey ate it before you could play.

 

I wish the space monkey would just give it to me. D:

Granted, but he gav you raep.

 

I wish Lexi would love me D:

Granted, but there's no catch because she does.

 

I wish Vanny would WAKE UP in your siggy. D:

Granted.

 

No there isn't a catch because I want that too.

 

I wish Lexi's wish would come trueeeeee