Welcome to my spooky thread of fantastical predictions, using my superior sexy brain I shall stare into the void and attempt to see what lies in your future!

 

I'm also wearing this:

 

Now post, and I shall see what the spirit world tells me!

READ MY FUTURE! AM I GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL? TELL ME!!!!!!!!

Oh, wise Eterna, what doth the future hold?

Who will die first, me or my brother oh wise one?

Do you predict my turn to homosexuality?

If so... THEN IT'S WISHFUL THINKING.

READ MY FUTURE! AM I GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL? TELL ME!!!!!!!!

 

Afraid not, while attempting to tie your shoes at a gas station you will trip and fall into an ice cream Freezer, you will be found 23 years later.

 

Oh, wise Eterna, what doth the future hold?

 

You will join a Buddhist Monastery and soon afterwards become the local Bard, you will travel to many lands, speaking many Ode's and Folk songs. Then when the Chinese attempt to take Tibet and turn it into an Oil factory you will rise to the occasion and lead the last of the monks in a final war effort. You will win many battles but, will meet your end on the battlefield.

 

A statue will be built in your honor.

 

Who will die first, me or my brother oh wise one?

 

Your will contract Bieber fever and your Brother will be the one to put you out of your misery.

I love this guy.

Do you predict my turn to homosexuality?

If so... THEN IT'S WISHFUL THINKING.

 

 

You will grow up into a fine young man to be sure, but deep inside you will be tormented, always denying what you truly are. And only when you are 83 years old and alone on your deathbed will you speak these words: "Eterna, I love you"

 

and then you will be no more.

I am leading a one man resistance against the Twilight and Bieber fangirls. What shall be my fate?

I am leading a one man resistance against the Twilight and Bieber fangirls. What shall be my fate?

 

Death by snoo snoo

Who will I marry?

^

 

 

 

 

I'm so sorry.....

 

Do you predict my turn to homosexuality?

If so... THEN IT'S WISHFUL THINKING.

 

 

You will grow up into a fine young man to be sure, but deep inside you will be tormented, always denying what you truly are. And only when you are 83 years old and alone on your deathbed will you speak these words: "Eterna, I love you"

 

and then you will be no more.

 

Oh, get a life.

I am going to be frozen for 23 years? Shweet. That means I'm going to be 23 years younger. 23 more years to life!

Woot! Thank you kind gypsy.

Who will I marry oh wise Eterna?

^

 

 

 

 

I'm so sorry.....

 

But why....?

Is the person in your sig my future self?

Who will I marry oh wise Eterna?

 

Patrick Dempsey

 

 

^

 

 

 

 

I'm so sorry.....

 

But why....?

 

You save her from a JCpenny that was charging far too much for a Blouse she was going to buy.

After that you invite her out to Coffee and you both Decide to take a trip to Cuba. At first you hate her because all she does is complain about how Friends ruined her career, but after a run in with a Drug Lord you see that deep inside she is a very beautiful person capable of producing an heir to the throne.

 

Because I forgot to mention you are going to be the king of England.

 

I am leading a one man resistance against the Twilight and Bieber fangirls. What shall be my fate?

 

Death by snoo snoo

 

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

So I was just joking about that. What is my life really going to end up like?

Is the person in your sig my future self?

 

Eterna, have I told you lately that I love you?

Because there you go.

 

 

Do you predict my turn to homosexuality?

If so... THEN IT'S WISHFUL THINKING.

 

 

You will grow up into a fine young man to be sure, but deep inside you will be tormented, always denying what you truly are. And only when you are 83 years old and alone on your deathbed will you speak these words: "Eterna, I love you"

 

and then you will be no more.

 

Oh, get a life.

 

THE SPIRIT WORLD DOES NOT LIE

Is the person in your sig my future self?

 

No, that's Logan Lerman having a wet Dream

 

 

 

I am leading a one man resistance against the Twilight and Bieber fangirls. What shall be my fate?

 

Death by snoo snoo

 

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

So I was just joking about that. What is my life really going to end up like?

 

You will get married, have 16 kids and then die a grandfather.

 

Sorry, your future is kinda boring.

*sniff* I was so young... And Violent.

Will I ever be the very best?

That no one ever was?

If the square root of pie is 1, then what am I?

 

Also, what is my destiny?

 

 

 

I am leading a one man resistance against the Twilight and Bieber fangirls. What shall be my fate?

 

Death by snoo snoo

 

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

So I was just joking about that. What is my life really going to end up like?

 

You will get married, have 16 kids and then die a grandfather.

 

Sorry, your future is kinda boring.

 

Hey, if I end up having 16 kids, then I must be doing something right bowchickabowwow.