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ven's bedroom is the weirdest shit

roxas's is normal

There's heaps of stuff you could write about but it would take aaaages

Wait a moment, does that mean that Sora's mom ship him with Kairi

yes

I know

This was a terrible joke

I wouldn't have finished the damn thing if you didn't tell me to

Joke?

What if they are voodoo dolls

And the parents have been causing all this hurt

oh shit

that ties into the theory that his mom is xehanort

Ya know wat, lay it on

there's this theory that sora's mom was upset that sora vanished at the start of kh1

so she gave into the darkness, and put on a disguise to be an old man

aka xehanort

and she created splintered versions of her disguise across time and various worlds, so she could reset the timeline to have the destruction of destiny islands to never have happened

Sora's MoM

I'm always blown away by the truly crackpot theories out there.. they're impressive in their own right

I understand...

But when did she have the sex change

it's not a sex change nah

My brain understands but my soul doesn't

it's just the power of kingdom hearts altering the form she's perceived as

Is Eraqus his dad

xemnas, ansem and xehanort are all her

but people see them as different beings

Yes