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No, my mom is half portuguese. Her father is

Oh

But neither of us speak the language

Somehow I read that wrong even though it's basically impossible to read it wrong

it happens

It happens and it sucks

But y'know, English is not my first language, so

I dont think anyone currently online can say English is their first language

Except Mup I guess

Mup doesn't count as he can barely speak English coherently to begin with.

Well you know what they say about artists

No I don't

Well, it depends

Something something academically challenged

If they're from Hollywood I usually hear some pretty awful things

This one time my (very english) boss called me over and I said (pretty loudly) "HAH" which just means yeah in urdu

And I was soooo embarrassed

LMAO

I had to pass it off as like a sneeze or something

? ? ?

I mean

? ?

This other time he was saying something to me and I was like "sure sure sure acha" which is ok in urdu and I just headdesks

Thankfully I don't have that problem at work

Indid

Because everything I talk about with my bosses is always in Portuguese

Most of my coworkers were pakistani so like, that's probably why

In my head I was like "Ahh there is brown ppl around me, switch to urdu"
"okay Brain I believe you"

My brain is ze big dumb

"Ok Brain, I believe you"
That's what Skuld said