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Take one step at a time

Yeah, im just going to get lists of accommodation from various colleges and take whatever is decent.

The most daunting thing is having to travel up and look around and hope theyll all be available to view at relatively the same time

Not several days apart

There’s no point in thinking about “what if’s”. I understand it’s frustrating, obviously, but keep your eyes forward

Oh yeah, that would be sucky

Just going to whip out the positivity train

crash into enough places and they'll surely take me

?✌️

Use brute force

“Let me in OR ELSE”

no

yes

"Hi. I'm part of this family now"

"I know this is sudden, but I hope you know that we are friends now so in turn I am also your housemate"

"If you believe this to be unacceptable then i'm afraid I will have to unfriend you permanently."

I think that would be a short friendship

“You will have a short interview with my knife”

Jeez

"I replaced the blunt side with sharp edges and smiley faces"

"It is now very friendly, please accept it"

You have to say all of this without blinking or breaking eye contact

Better keep an eye on the Dublin news now

"Don't worry I have the eyes of an owl"

Don't want to see a story about a household getting murdered by you

Nah. However, there was a story of a guy who was poisoning his housemates with bleach recently.

Pure luck that they found it out

I remember you saying, or was it someone else?

Might have been me, think i said it when I read it

Someone got shot in my city yesterday

Or antifreeze since it has a sweet taste

In the arm only