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You’re right, but HEY.

At least you acknowledge it

I typed an essay about Beat in the DMs with my homie Mars.

That seems like a perfectly normal interaction between two humans

Such a powerful ally, for someone with such low self-esteem.

Why did you just describe me?

You have been kin assigned.

…Does that hurt?

Yes. Sadly.

You’re gonna have some uncomfortable realizations about yourself buddy.

““ indeed.

hey guys i accidentally invaded madagascar with an army of samsung galaxies how to fix

Eh I’m sure it can’t be more traumatic than 12 straight years of having the self esteem pummeled out of me by the public school system

Dying.

the penguins are revolting

as in they smell bad

not rebellion kind

the lions are revolting per that definition

Blast them.

Blast them too

Suppress them the American way

Is it normal to listen to an artist every day, 24/7, after discovering them bc you want to be in their top 1% of listeners by the end of the year?

Proxy wars and nukes 😌

ok will do

My friend, that’s what we autistic people call a fixation lmao

nuke arrives in about six hours