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Ur da wants u dead

Ur da is ur mum

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Ur mum sells fags at the pub

Ur mum sells weed in the local gym

reeeeeeeeeee

i cant find a god recipe

boiling squid it is

NO

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Ur mum tells ur da she hates u

Wait that might be too much

Ur das a slag

Ha lol
Ur da a scrub

@ConnahDC is this for yourself? Or are you cooking for like a date?

Or a party?

Okay, then eat some live squids(They do that in japan) @ConnahDC

my mum

Ur das so drunk he still thinks it's 1999

shes staying at my nans for the weekend cos nan and grandad going on holiday

so i wasntto cook for her sunday

ALSO

Ur mum so high she thinks it's 2076

are you implying i actually see otherpoeple to date someone?

Aww

Feels bad

Ur mums such a crackhead she does coke to come down

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this recipe rquires so much

Ur mums a recipe

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