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firetruck YOU I REMEMBER YOU SENDING THIS TO ME AND I CAN'T COPE WITH IT firetruck YOU.

Sounds like you need to cope

I am 100% joking.

Sounds like you played yaself.

I apologize if I keep reposting memes, i forget what I post on servers

YOu're fine love.

WHAT

Why are the Marines contacting you?

Because i was involved in a military based elective.

During freshmen year.

That's one way.

They also try and get you to join at any special event the school has.

They are firetrucking EVERY WHERE where I live.

Yeah over here they visit, or they use to, the weight training classes in the high school

Yup.

They did that.

Bleh.

That isn't my text, but they do try to contact me.

Cause ya know, 'hey man do you wanna get jacked and do something that matters? Join the military bro you'll be a real man'

Or something like that

Just cause im chubby >

Same fam- they tried that. They'd watch us work out, and like, "spot us", right, and offer pointers, and tips. They all usually ended up leading to "Hey man if ya join the military you'll be super in shape for the ladeisss"

I made that last part up but I met some dudes that was part of the motivation.

The "in shape for ladies" part.

I'm in shape for no one.

I subscribe to the Winnie The Pooh philosophy; be mad chillin, and treat yourself.

I love food.

Home boy Winnie is a fella that doesn't hate himself and that's goals tbh.

Plus he wears no pants all the time that's rad.

Though, i do want to lose weight.

I gained 35 lbs during quarantine.

Anyways,

Feel ya there- me I was always a thicc boi, but, tbh it's been getting a little too noticeable lately.

Yea.