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Fred's Guide to Trolling With Class

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Yes, trolling and class, two words that should never come into the same sentence. However, trolling can be rather hilarious and equally effective as the more aggressive method. It is also easy to stay under the radar this way as people won't figure out your intentions unless you admit to trolling.

 

1. Leave a signature. Not the signature under your post but simply signing it the old fashioned way. For example

 

-Fredfredbug4

 

You can also be creative if different fonts are available.

 

-Fredfredbug4

 

Why do this? It pisses people off when your not trolling them (allowing for easy target selection) and it forces your enemies to see your name one last time. When people mock you for it, simply say that you are fond of a more civilized era.

 

2. Don't insult the other person directly. Don't attack the other person, instead, let them come too you. Post your opinions (fake or real will do) on a subject that will grab someones attention. Then when they disagree let the debate begin! Never insult the other person. When they try to insult you mock them for their childish behavior.

 

3. No swearing. Well swearing is fine for humor and irony but don't drop the f bomb every other word. Many people believe swearing is an indication of troll, while it is more of an indicator for idiot they still uncovered your RUSE.

 

4. Play nice. Refer to your opponent as sir or ma'am and be very kind. Remember you are still trolling though. Make things to appear to be a friendly debate but slip little bits that will piss them off inside.

 

5. Bring up many points about your target. When they ignore one immediately tell them it must be true because they never denied it. They will rage all the time and probably say that your the one ignoring what they said.

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Nice guide Fred lol. This is the way to troll, I'll tell you what.

fool. This isn't trolling.

 

-MasterXemnas

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fool. This isn't trolling.

 

MasterXemnas

 

I beg to differ. This is how it was done in the good ol days.

 

fool. This isn't trolling.

 

-MasterXemnas

 

I beg to differ. This is how it was done in the good ol days.

 

fool. nope.

-MasterXemnas

 

 

fool. This isn't trolling.

 

-MasterXemnas

 

I beg to differ. This is how it was done in the good ol days.

 

fool. nope.

-MasterXemnas

 

Hmm... Interesting. ^Is win. he's trolling back on you fred!

Besides, trolling is NOT a good thing. I would stop giving these classes if I were you! D8<

Besides, trolling is NOT a good thing.

Not nessecarily. There are a few very epic trolls<3 And then the other 99.999% are annoying.

Obviousl Kinodes never heard of Chronic Tumour, jus saying.

He never would have seen him Card. Might not ever have seen Nathan or AD too.

 

MasterXemnas is no troll. All he ever says is fool. Lol.

He never would have seen him Card. Might not ever have seen Douchebag or AD too.

 

MasterXemnas is no troll. All he ever says is fool. Lol.

 

I mean he's doing one of the lessons, leaving a signature

"-MasterXemnas"

And no, I haven't

Yes, I have seen DB(AKA N@THAN) And AD

But I mean most of the trolling is nathan -y...

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He never would have seen him Card. Might not ever have seen Douchebag or AD too.

 

MasterXemnas is no troll. All he ever says is fool. Lol.

 

I mean he's doing one of the lessons, leaving a signature

"-MasterXemnas"

And no, I haven't

Yes, I have seen DB(AKA N@THAN) And AD

But I mean most of the trolling is Douchebag -y...

 

He could be trolling, but he's not a very successful and lets leave it at that.

 

Trolling is good for society. Your thinking of being an asshole. Don't confuse the two. Very few people still know what a true troll is.

 

My friend puts trolling like this.

 

Basically, think of the internet as a giant building under construction. To make this building there needs to be beams, planks, and nails. These are the people of the internet. If the building has good beams, planks, and nails the building will remain stable and not collapse. However, there are always a few bad parts. If these bad parts are added into the building, it will fall.

 

Trolls remove the bad building materials (or people) so the building (internet) stays peaceful. Trolls will leave when the building is complete.

fool. I still don't get what a troll is.

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fool. I still don't get what a troll is.

 

It's pissing people off because your bored and need something to do.

I was disappointed when you didn't sign your post.

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I was disappointed when you didn't sign your post.

 

*Found guide 1*

You didn't do that too xD

Kinode never knew Chronic. Thats sad.

Trolling is good, it kills boredom and you might even get an ED page. WOOT

 

-HelpMeRan-Sama

I can honestly say that if I wanted to troll (Even though the thought of it just makes me want to since it sounds so epic) I don't think I could put in the effort. I'm the kind of person that is basically too lazy to do most of the awesome stuff, and besides I probably wouldn't be very good at it anyways, I shall leave the trolling to the professionals, and all those who actually want to learn.

 

 

 

Off topic about the actual trolls that left:

 

I don't actually know if I've seen Cronic Tumor or Nathan (Lol but I do know what happens when you type in N@than but regularly lol), idk I don't remember if I've actually seen them post or if I was here early enough. I don't recall who AD is though, yet I feel like I should know, oh well.

I shall try to piss the trolls off so they leave my bad internet alone!

-Kinode

If you don't know Chronic then you don't know the least of trolling..

Hello and good day sir. I have read your guide to trolling several times, and whilst I find it somewhat amusing, I question whether providing a guide to wanna be trolls is a smart decision. While someone could indeed use this to become a good troll, I am not so sure that the number of unfunny wannabe trolls would be worth a few good ones. Sir, I must ask if you did indeed think out the consequences of said guide. Thanks for you time.

~dragonmaster

 

 

*Sorry couldn't resist. And yes, I know I failed that. xD

Hello and good day sir. I have read your guide to trolling several times, and whilst I find it somewhat amusing, I question whether providing a guide to wanna be trolls is a smart decision. While someone could indeed use this to become a good troll, I am not so sure that the number of unfunny wannabe trolls would be worth a few good ones. Sir, I must ask if you did indeed think out the consequences of said guide. Thanks for you time.

~dragonmaster

 

 

*Sorry couldn't resist. And yes, I know I failed that. xD

 

Join me, and we can TROLL THE TROLLS!

Damn everyone keeps bringing up Chronic, I miss him I still wanna have his baybees!!!!!

 

-ChronicCapcomCable

 

Hello and good day sir. I have read your guide to trolling several times, and whilst I find it somewhat amusing, I question whether providing a guide to wanna be trolls is a smart decision. While someone could indeed use this to become a good troll, I am not so sure that the number of unfunny wannabe trolls would be worth a few good ones. Sir, I must ask if you did indeed think out the consequences of said guide. Thanks for you time.

~dragonmaster

 

 

*Sorry couldn't resist. And yes, I know I failed that. xD

 

Join me, and we can TROLL THE TROLLS!

 

.....there's a difference between trying to troll, and actually trolling, just sayin' (I want to start trolling, but I can't be bothered, what's an effortless way to troll, my normal speaking isn't enough D: )

Chronic is the best troll to ever exist, he should have a wiki page (not ED page lol)

-HelpMeRan-Sama

........who's Chronic, and when was he here?

........who's Chronic, and when was he here?

 

Eh was an hero who left a year ago and doesn't afraid of anything

Ah, trolling. The world would be a boring place without it.

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