For your viewing enjoyment, We of The Pants have compiled a list of facts of the legendary Cella's Pants.

These are not nearly all of them, and feel free to say your own.

They may even be added to the list. O;

 

 

Now, what you've all been waiting for, without further delay--

 

The Facts of Cella's Pants

 

Cella's Pants Fact #1 - Wear your safety gear properly when entering. (:

 

Cella's Pants fact #2 : Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick them to oblivion. They're just that bad ass.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #3: DC is NOT allowed.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #4: May cause burns.

 

CELLA'S PANTS FACT #5: If you're alone in the pants, please call out and your rapist will assist you immediately.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #6: If you hear Jesse McCartney, don't worry, he's been trapped inside for a long time, because Cella wont let him out.

 

 

Cella's Pants fact #7: These babies are perfect for when you and your stalker are trapped in a freezer, and need warmth.

 

Cella's pants fact #8 : If you're a dumbass, please note: The pants will reject your ass and will then light your bottox on fire. The pant's are not held responsible for any depressed feelings you'd have towards it because you're just a dumbass

 

Cella's Pants Fact #9: Beware of the rocket.

 

 

Cella's Pants Fact #10: Do not enter if you have epilepsy or back problems of any kind.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #11: Bring explosives.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #12: Material not suitable for small children.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #13: Please keep all hands, feet, and personal belongings inside the ride at all times.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #14: A seven nation army couldn't hold them back.

 

Cella's Pants fact #15: May cause wearer to be very sexy.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #16: If you get scared, picture Roxas in frilly pink undies.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #17: If you hear someone inside yell "FALCON PUNCH" run away!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #18: If trapped and all else fails, tap Z or R twice and do a barrel roll!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #19: NO MASTERCATING IN THE PANTS!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #20: Keep it clean.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #21: Contains sunshine and bubbles.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #22: If Cella's Pants like you, rubbing them may cause Genies to appear.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #23: THIS ISN'T A CUTSCENE, B-CH! PRESS A! PRESS A! SHOOT EM IN THE HEEAAD!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #24: No Barrier Children are allowed.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #25: Warning: Liquids may be hot.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #26: In case of break-ins use trojans for protection.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #27: In case of break in's use your lucky charms to unlock the rainbow

 

Cella's Pants Fact #28: They're magically delicious!

 

Cella's Pants fact #29: Beware of tasting the rainbow

 

Cella's Pants Fact #30: Colorful lipstick available in side pockets.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #31: This is proof that Cella is not male.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #32: May be too sexy for you.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #33: the pants are too sexy for their shirt.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #34: It's better than drugs.

 

Cella's Pants #35: They'll let you whip them if they misbehave.

 

Cella's Pants #36: Enjoys company.

 

Cella's Pants Fact 37: Goes good with lemon ice.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #38: Enjoy the ride.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #39: You may experience whiplash.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #40: Don't go too fast.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #41: Is ALWAYS on top.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #42: Don't go too slow, either. The pants don't like that.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #43: Get them high and they will return the favor.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #44: Don't write all over them and send them across the world while sharing them with your friends.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #45: Cella's pants, the largest social networking site on the bed!

 

Cella's Pants Fact #46: Manufactured to be sunshine and bubbles.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #47: Congratulations. You've found the true door to light.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #48: The pants are like a stairway to heaven.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #49: Not, in fact, bringing sexy back, sexy never left.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #50: In case of Lord Voldemort , summon the forces of your wand to defeat the darkness.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #51: Chance of speghetti: 90%.

 

Cella's Pants Fact #52: The cake is definitely not a lie when experiencing the capability of the pants.

 

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

cella's pants #80: happy hours are from 11:00 to 2:00am

Cella's Pants #81: All overly whores whom do not understand the true original joke of "Cella's Pants," The original joke of "The Shat," and whore them both like no other shall be kicked out of the pants for eternity and be paddled to death. <3

Yours Truly,

The pants god.

Cella's Pants #82: Worship the pants, betch.

 

Had to do one for you, Cella!

*bows to pants

i dont bow to no one

rule#83 if you dont bow down, you will down

NUUU!! I'm not allowed to be in cella's pants TT____TT

(I'm Kairi's betch )

[align=center]Rule # 84:

 

No Jay walking in the pants.

 

I had to do it.

 

~Summer~[/align]

Rule #85: Luzze is not allowed in the pants without Kairi's supervision. <3

NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! TT_TT

you're one mean becth mod! D:

Cella's Pants #86: The Pant's God Loves You! Just like Jesus! But they both think you're an asshat.

Cella's Pants #87: It's impossible not to love the pants. If there's a reason you don't love the pants then GTFO!...always love the pants! ^^

Cella's Pants Fact #88: The pants like chap stick.

Cella's pants #89: look before you walk

Hay lets see if we can get 100 cells pants things

Cella's Pants #90: You never know who or what is in Cella's pants...in case of an emergency, run like crazy and scream.

Cella's Pants Fact #91: Drink the water at your own risk.

Cella's Pants #92: Sometimes the pants will be too awesome for you. Don't fight the awesomeness, LOVE IT.

Cella's Pants Fact #93: The Pants like meeting in tents behind Wal-Marts at 10 am.

Cella's Pants #94: If you cannot meet behind Wal-Mart at 10 a.m., then 11 a.m. is fine, too...unless it's an emergency meeting...

Cella's Pants Fact #95: Ignore Kairi's counting failures that she sooo editted to make herself not look like a dumbass or else the pants will steal your cookies.

Cella's Pants #96: Organization XIII has been trapped in Cella's pants for who-knows-how-long...DO NOT LET THEM ESCAPE!

 

(You are not dumb, Kairi! You are smart!)

Cella's Pants Fact #97: If you find any money lying around, do what anyother person would do and put it in the pant's pocket. Stealing from the pants results in a lifetime ban from the pants.

Cella's Pants #98: Cella's pants will be the first one to own 358/2 days when it comes out. Anyone who gets it first will be banned from the pants and will have their copy stolen.

Cella's Pants Fact #99: The pants may cause stimulation.

 

 

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Cella's Pants Fact #100: In case of DChiuch, throw Clueless out of the pants to distract him from getting into the pants. -- see rule #3.

Cella's Pants #101: The pants' goal is to take over the world. Join us or be banned from the pants for eternity...and perish when the world is taken over.