You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but u are now this.

 

 

I wish for people to become smart for once

Granted. NASA threw you to jail for being too smart.

 

I wish to have a pet dragon.

Granted, but it eats you.

 

I wish that this thread was called liverwurst.

Granted your name becomes Liverwrust.

I wish not to be a super troll face.

Granted, now you're a regular troll face.

 

I wish that I could wish for a wish that wouldn't be like a tricked wish, but an actually wished for wish.

Granted. The universe blew up.

 

I wish for you to become this.

 

Granted, but it fades away once I post to you.

 

I wish I contolled Amazon.

Granted. SOPA got you.

 

I wishto blow up SOPA.

Granted, u blew up soup.

 

I wish Grimmjow would stop annoying me

Granted. Another member starts annoying you.

 

I wish to have a pen.

Granted, but it explodes on you most expensive suit.

I wish that Sora's Little Helper had a giant mustache.

Granted, but you're the mustache

 

I wish for identical triplets, each more identical than the last!

Granted, but in fifteen years you have 3 hormonal 15 y/o teenage girls who all like the same guy. Good Luck!

 

I wish I had a twin.

Granted, but now he kills u and ur friends over a girl.

 

I wish for love

Granted but love is a lie so you get nothing

You wished for nothing so now you are banished to the Shadow Realm.

 

I wish I was named Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Granted,but you become a hotdog.

I wish I had a hotdog and to not be a troll face.

Granted, you have a Doberman that is on fire and you have an ogre's face.

 

I wish that this thread was locked.

Granted. You made a favor to many people here.

 

I wish to have a Duel Disk.

Granted, it's a plate the says DUEL on it.

 

I wish for a sketch book that whatever I draw in it comes to life

Granted, but when you write your name on it, an evil clone of you appears and murders you.

 

I wish Hope was the next playble DLC in FF XIII-2.

Granted. When you got it, the DLC broke.

 

I wish to have a bowl of ramen in front of me.

Granted. But it was expired ramen.

I wish I could eat as many sweets as I want and not gain weight.

Grannted you are now fat.

I wish to be a supermodel that has a cat.

Granted. Everybody thinks you're weird.

 

I wish to go back in time to stop the Pearl Harbour incident.