You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. You wished to be married with Justin Bieber.

 

I wish for nachos.

Granted but they are eaten by everyone but you

 

I wish for summer to never end

Granted, but now you must live the same day over and over again.

 

I wish that the annoying dog sitting next to me could go live somewhere else.

Granted: the dog raped you.

 

I wish I can cook.

Granted. The only thing you learned how to cook is fried lion butt.

 

I wish I could win every argument that I ever got in.

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by Ertyx

Granted: you can only argue with yourself

 

I wish i was a superhero

Granted: You're superpower is constant explosive diarrhea. (How is that a superpower you may be wondering? The fact that you can survive constant explosive diarrhea, is amazing.)

 

I wish this dog would stop raping me.

Granted: the dog is now eating you

 

I wish to be human

Granted, but you are a socially unacceptable human, and are disposed of by the government

 

I wish pokemon were real.

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by *nox*

Granted: But, they got smart and stopped caring whether people catch them. Then they begin the Pokemon Apocalypse.

 

I wish Pokemon weren't real anymore. Thus, I saved the world!

Granted but digimon becomes real

 

I wish digimon wasnt real

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by darkchaser

Granted, but Digimon were never evil, so... you just crushed the world's happiness by taking away our digital monsters

 

I wish I hadn't picked the watermelon ringpop

Granted: Here's a poop-flavored ringpop. Maybe, that'll teach you to be happy with what you got.

 

I wish people weren't so spoiled.

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by Ertyx

Granted.

a whole birch of rich kids died and you're a suspect.

 

I wish someone would spoil the KH3D ending right here on this thread but have it hidden

 

I wish to have a boyfriend owo (can't wait to see how this turns out)

Granted: Turns out to be a girl, in disguise.

 

I wish I was funnier.

Granted this is you

 

I wish for fun

Granted: Here's Kingdom Hearts 3D English version early.............There's a glitch that snaps your cartridge in half, just before you begin the actual gameplay. (Yes, I can do that I'm a genie!)

 

I wish I hadn't of done that. I just defiled a Kingdom Hearts game.

 

P.S. I've seen that Amon video. lol

Granted: Here's Kingdom Hearts 3D English version early.............There's a glitch that snaps your cartridge in half, just before you begin the actual gameplay. (Yes, I can do that I'm a genie!)

 

I wish I hadn't of done that. I just defiled a Kingdom Hearts game.

 

P.S. I've seen that Amon video. lol

 

yea i know just so funny

 

Granted you get sent back in time and the game kills you

 

I wish you were a bender

-I had a brain fart and typed this-

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by FireRubies1

yea i know just so funny

 

Granted you get sent back in time and the game kills you

 

I wish you were a bender

 

Granted: I became a bender as according to British slang which means "homosexual." Shit!

 

I wish I was straight, again. (Although, if I were to suddenly become gay, I guess I wouldn't wish that upon myself. lol Oh well.)

 

Dude....you ruined my post! lmao

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by Ertyx

Granted: Here's Kingdom Hearts 3D English version early.............There's a glitch that snaps your cartridge in half, just before you begin the actual gameplay. (Yes, I can do that I'm a genie!)

 

I wish I hadn't of done that. I just defiled a Kingdom Hearts game.

 

P.S. I've seen that Amon video. lol

 

Granted. Darkchaser now has a copy of English KH3D that was released early.

 

 

I wish I had a girlfriend (bisexual, suck it 8D)

Granted: This girlfriend is extremely hot, funny, and intelligent. She is every guys dream girl, she loves video games, anime, and never nags. She'll even let you win at COD. (huh! huh!) But, then after 3 years of dating her and you finally propose to her, she tells you she's already engaged.......to your dad. Go cry, it's okay, she won't judge.

 

I wish I could be fit, without working out.

Granted you become a jock

 

i wish i knew why i am still awake at this time

Edited May 31, 201213 yr by darkchaser

Granted. You don't want to sleep.

 

I wish to have slept tonight.

Granted. You don't want to sleep.

 

I wish to have slept tonight.

 

Granted: You never wake up.

 

I wish I could make a lot of money, legitimately, without a job that requires a lot of work.