You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but that happens in a part of the multiverse you can't get to. Plus, since it's the multiverse, the same thing happens to you out there somewhere, too.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to wait this long to see The Angels Take Manhattan. :'(

Granted, but you don't develop a lump in your throat by end of it thus meaning you're an alien and The Doctor comes after you.

 

I wish that the neo nazis didn't exist.

Granted, but I killed you.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but that was it.

 

I wish for the ability to see my dreams like they were a movie.

Granted but you can never remember them.

 

I wish I was a timelord.

(

Granted, but you don't develop a lump in your throat by end of it thus meaning you're an alien and The Doctor comes after you.

 

O____O I ACTUALLY DIDN'T. HOORAY! THE DOCTOR IS FINALLY COMING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE YOUR BESTEST COMPANION, DOCTOR!!!!)

 

 

Granted, but you were trapped in the Time War with all the others.

 

I wish I had a pet lobster.

Granted, but then you accidentally eat it for lunch.

 

I wish I lived on Destiny Islands.

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But then it gets swallowed up by darkness and your friends says he'll give you cookies if you go with him. You fail so you're put through worlds full of pretty disney colors camouflaging brain-breaking plot twists. Oh yeah, Goofy and Donald touch you.

 

 

 

I wish I could have a keyblade.

Granted, but you get a keyblade.... to the heart.

 

I wish I could save Shera from being a heartless/nobody

Granted, but instead they become a ghost.

 

I wish for one of every breed of dog.

Granted but they turn rabid and eat you for dinner.

 

I wish I to thank Crown Unlimit for the help anyway.

Granted, your words echo far, but nothing happens.

 

I wish I had a Popsicle right now.

Granted, but the popsicle will melt if you don't finish it in 1 minute.

 

I wish for a pouch-full of pheonix downs.

(brainfreeze)

 

Also, GRANTED! *hands you pouch* The expiration date on the pouch says tomorrows date.

 

I wish I had a nice case for my Viola.

Granted, but your viola gets stolen and so now it's a case for food.

 

I wish that I had three noses that each smelled different things- food, butter, and horse poop.

e.o

 

Granted but you die from over smelling and lung disorder. Thing.

 

I wish I could be a character in Kingdom Hearts.

Granted, you are one of the shop clerks.

 

I wish for nothing.

 

 

I wish I could freeze time to study and take naps randomly throughout the day.

Granted, but instead you get to do that with super speed and do everything faster than everyone else

 

I wish I could do some HARDCORE PARKOUR!!

Granted but if you look down you will fall.

 

I wish for everything!

Granted, but you become corrupt and screw everything up

 

I wish I had Lightning's freaking sweet pink hair

Granted,but it turns green.

I wish Dora would die.

Granted but.... Granted

 

I wish the next season of The Legend of Korra would get here faster

Granted, but it only has 6 episodes

 

I wish for a video game that you can go inside of and be a part of the action.

Granted, but I stole that piece of genius from you

 

I wish I could have some sea salt ice cream