You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, when you look at a picture of the bottom of the sea, you teleport there.

 

I wish that I had more time to think about college.

Granted. Your mind exploded.

I wish to be as epic as CHUCK NORRRRIIIIISSSS!!!

Granted but you challenged the old Chuck Norris and you died from the battle.

I wish I could blow peoples minds! (with my awesomeness)

Granted. Chuck Norris doesn't like you stealing his ability, so he kicks you into orbit.

 

I wish for an iPad.

Granted. Chuck Norris beated the crap out of your iPad.

I wish for CHUCKA NOOOORRRRIIIISSSSS to be on this forum.

Granted but he comes out from the computer and kicks your ass

I wish for an Ipad but its indestructible

Granted. It malfunctioned.

I wish to be as badass as Samus.

Granted. You are now a girl.

 

I wish I had a suit of Space Marine armor.

Granted, but it broke the second you tried to use it.

I wish I can cry blood. (lol I'm not srs but it would be kinda of cool)

Granted, but the blood has some kind of deadly bacteria in it and you die from it.

 

I wish for pizza.

Granted. Sadly, the delivery guy sneezes on your pizza and still expects you to tip him.

 

I wish for a faster brain.

Granted. Now you work as NASA's puppet.

I wish to become a Heartless.

Granted. Your Nobody hunts you down and kills you.

 

I wish for a copy of the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

Granted. You got busted.

I wish to be a Dark Magician.

Granted. You lose your nose.

 

I wish for a plasma cannon.

Granted but the plasma turned into toxic waste and it broke and fell your face and now your forever called the "Gross Terminator"

I wish to have a 3ds with Kh3d before anyone else does.

Granted, here you go right now! It's not finished, so it's missing some things... like controls.

 

I wish for Verizon not to require data packages on the new phones.

Granted but it can't text call or anything a real phone can so its just a piece of crap that no one needs

I wish for unlimited spaghetti

Granted, but your religion won't allow you to leave any food on your plate, so you eat forever.

 

I wish to go to Twilight Town.

Granted. Seifer takes a personal dislike to you and beats you up when ever he can.

 

I wish for a giant marmoset.

Granted, but since it's giant, it lays HUGE poop.

 

I wish for Toshio.

Granted. It pooped, or whatever that thing is.

I wish for Dragon Ball Kai Abridged Episode 2.

Granted. The lines are said in Latin.

 

I wish for a better mood.

Granted. Now you listen to everyone's problems and become crazy.

I wish to be the Green Knight (Poison Powers)

Granted. You have to kiss the orange Princess.

 

I wish for a flying saucer.