You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but they are made of cardboard

 

I wish I could be santa

Granted.  You get to sit in malls all day long and get your circulation cut off by little kids who want ponies.

 

I wish for a pet hedgehog.

Granted, but it cannot fit into your house, and the gov. saw how big it was and stole it to preform tests on it.I wish that people didnot crush my wishes.

Edited December 6, 201212 yr by Tycen

Granted but you can only have 1 wish per month

 

I wish to have time to watch all the movies I want in the movie theaters

Edited December 6, 201212 yr by darkchaser

Granted, but all the theaters in your state/country shut down, and the films were burned.I wish that all the theaters in Darkchasers state/country shut down, and the films were burned.

Granted but you get caught in the flames.

 

I wish that there was another plague in Europe.

Granted you caused it but all the fame goes to someone else

 

I wish to have wings

Granted. Here is 2 xtra small BBQ chicken wings. Hey, we'll even through a paper plate in for free!I wish that KH 1.5 will be released in all continents in 2013!

Granted, however as soon as the case opens the disk disintegrates.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted. You are now a ghost in Antarctica.I wish that HERE WE GO FLOATING ANYWHERE WE PLEASE HOLDING YOU TIGHT AS I CAN!

Granted, without the all caps.

 

I wish people couldn't die from lack of sleep.

Granted, they're just really, really, really exhausted.I wish that I was awake as soon as I woke up.

Granted, although you suffer from Insomnia

 

 

I wish for a world full of Wild Roses

Granted, but thorns will plague you for 8 days.

 

I wish water was purple.

Granted, You've just killed oceans and seas

 

I wish for money

Granted, but the police will arrest you because of a recent bank robbery.

 

I wish to win a contest.

Granted, but your prize will be cow manure.

 

I wish we had 2 suns.

Granted, but now you are stuck as a  moisture farmer.  Until the Empire kills your family, anyway.

 

I wish I could pick which cartoons would be on tv in the morning.

Granted, but your favorite shows will be canceled.

 

I wish I could travel between dimensions.

Granted, but you'll keep killing your alternate selves by accident.

 

I wish to burn the witch that turned me into a newt... I got better. 

Granted, but she'll always come back to curse you again

I wish I had a computer i could take anywhere

Granted, but the only thing you can do on it is play Windows Minesweeper.I wish that Life wasn't this much of a pain.

Granted, but you will have a list of rules to follow or the pain will come back.

 

I wish I had the fastest pc in the world.

Granted. Scientists today introduced a new creature called "pc" which kills all who stand near it... and you have the fastest one... good luck.I wish I had money to use so I could buy presents for people.

Granted but it's fake.

I wish I could burn KH13 to the ground.