You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but he throws you off a cliff.

 

 

 

I wish I was a cactus. 

granted but wild cactus eaters eat u (idk) 

 

i wish i was a NYAN

Granted but woof.

I wish for: I want see a double rainbow (again)

Granted.  You remembered that you ate bad shrooms, and now you're suffering the effects.

 

I wish to become a Pokémon.

Granted but I caught you and now Ur my captive forever

I wish I had wings

Granted. coolwings lives in your house now.

 

I wish for lots of pancakes.

Granted. coolwings lives in your house now.

 

I wish for lots of pancakes.

Granted, but the pancakes are made of ghost and cannot be ingested.

I wish I was a sword fighter!

Granted, but the pancakes are made of ghost and cannot be ingested.

I wish I was a sword fighter!

 

Granted, but your first opponent was Trunks from DBZ

 

I wish to enter a coffee lounge right now

Granted, but your first opponent was Trunks from DBZ

 

I wish to enter a coffee lounge right now

Oh, that guy? I got him eaa-*Shot and chopped*

Granted, but the lounge is in a cup of coffee.

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Oh, that guy? I got him eaa-*Shot and chopped*

Granted, but the lounge is in a cup of coffee.

 

No wish?

 

Huh...

 

I wish to have a sunny day tommorrow

Granted, but its turn into a hurrican -(?)

I wish for fast internet.

Granted but it crashes a second later

 

i wish the site wouldnt die so often

 Granted, but then it dies again and again and again for eternity.

 

I wish Pikachu was here

Pika! ---nooo its run away.

I wish for melted snow.

Granted but I froze it again

 

I wish for a teddie

Granted, but I stole from you.  

 

I wish for the chibi Teddie figure.

granted but it breaks

 

i wish i could sit on i heart KH owo

O_O ok. then granted, just wait for the teleport.

I wish for a normal bro, who let me see FMA.

Granted but that only lasts for a day

I wish senpai would notice me

Granted but Yu is a Manwh....

 

I wish for normal classmates

granted but everything becomes boring

 

I wish i had a deathnote

Granted. I saw one in a gamecon, but it was around 10$ (not correctly, its wasn't dollar)

I wish for a N3DSXL+PSVITA with KH3D and P4 GOLDEN and Disgaea3

Granted..but they turn out to be fake

 

I wish I knew this an hour earlier

Granted. Just configurate your clock.

I wish for my friend founds a Teddie plushie.

Granted, but your cat eats it

 

I wish to get my braces off >_<