You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. Now I need braces which makes it harder to kiss riku for me which makes you feel bad

 

 

I wish me and riku were prince and princess and lived in disney castle~

I'm not going to crush that wish ^-^

 

I wish for a llama

Granted. Its one that'll repete the llama song forever, even if you got sick of it =P

 

and thanks >w<;;;

 

 

I wish for a pet kirby

Ok. but this turned into a bubblegum and fly to the sky.

I wish for Teddie is here!

Granted but he walks away a minute later

 

i wish it was an hour earlier

Granted, but it pass away.

I wish for a Laharl figure

Granted but KH13 destroys it owo

 

i wish I heart KH would stop eating all the threads

Granted , but Teddie is controlling me

I wish for Gummi likes the chocolate 

Granted but Gumi denies muahaha

 

i wish for a cupcake

Granted, but its cost money $_$ 

I wish for longer spring break

Very well granted, but your soul is mine.

 

 

I wish for nothing. No really. And no something, either.

Granted but you gain everything?

 

I wish for a koala

Granted, but it eats you.

 

I wish for everything and the kitchen sink!

granted, but thats gonna really weird

 

I wish for no snow. Its almost easter. Stop snowing you stupid cloud!

Granted. It starts raining.

 

I wish to destroy all of this world's spam.

Granted. It starts raining.

 

I wish to destroy all of this world's spam.

THX I love the rain

 

No. you never will destroy me --muhahahahaha--

I wish for rain.

Granted, it's chocolate acid rain.

 

I wish to be able to blast the spam with a Kamehameha

chocolate

Granted ,but you never will destroy this.

I wish for a Asagi costume

chocolate

Granted ,but you never will destroy this.

I wish for a Asagi costume

 

Perhapes this will explain the choclate part

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but the costume gained a life, and killed you.

 

I wish to become a meme.

Granted, wait few minutes, I made you a meme

 

I wish for faster  internet.

Here ya go! :

 

Granted, though I control you!

 

I wish for humans to be demons.

OK. Play with the disgaea 3.

Iwish for a complett homonculus team.

Very well granted, though you are trapped in a parallel universe.

 

I wish for several universes to be in control of.

Granted. All the universes make a multi universal riot, and kill you.

 

I wish to create a Death Note.