You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you still can't type or read English correctly.

 

I wish for a robot that makes cake.

Granted. It's a robot cake.

 

I wish for a lightsaber.

Granted but you held it wrong and slices you in half.

I wish for amazing power!!

Granted, here's a battery!

 

I wish I could magically shape-shift.

Granted. You can shape into the basic shapes. Circle, square, triangle and so on.

 

I wish for an extra weekend day.

Granted, but you still have to go to school on the extra day.

I wish to steal superbananas' wish

Granted. Now you are a superbanana. With no peel.

I wish to have a Muggle Weapon.

Granted but it breaks and you get blown to a far away planet

I wish I was Death the Kid

Granted. Now you are Death in The form of a Kid.

I wish to become the Necromancer.

Granted, but then you die.

 

I wish for five billion dollars.

Granted. They got burned.

I wish to beat the Evil Wizard Spider.

Granted! but everyone dies in a tragic ending and the storyline ends T-T

 

I wish Kairi would do something of importance in the series.

Granted. She dies.

I wish to write in invisible ink.

granted. but you lose your weapon

 

I wish Donald was immortal.

Granted. Now he's the test dummy of NASA.

I wish to have a theme.

Granted. It's written by Barney and preformed by the Tellytubbies.

 

I wish the new Evanescence album was out already.

Granted, but your headphones break.

 

I wish that Scar never killed Mufasa.

Granted, I killed Mufasa instead.

I wish to not get a free playstation vita.

Granted, you must pay $400 for one.

 

I wish that the next person who posts would click the “Like” button for this post.

Granted. After that that peson disliked that post.

I wish to become a Pikachu.

Granted. Then some kid captures you and forgets about you.

 

I wish I could be a cyborg.

Granted, but someone forgot to oil you so you break down.

 

I wish ice cream and candy were healthy.

Granted. Now ice cream and candy are more expensive.

I wish to become a green demon.

Granted. Your are now the green teletubbie.

 

I wish for a blue squirrel.