You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. Your cheese no longer grows mushrooms...because it no longer exists.

 

I wish I could have a suit of Iron Man armor.

Granted,but its really rusty and weak and old

 

I wish I had a 3ds without anybody rioting me for it

Granted the letter I is the most powerful thing ever

 

I wish I had a good day at work

Nothing.

I would say granted BUT I AM STUCK IN THIS LAMP

Granted, you aren't stuck in the lamp anymore, but you catch a terrible cold.

 

I wish I played the violin alot more better.

Granted but you still suck.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. The universe is destroyed.

 

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but it’s Death by Chocolate.

 

No, literally, it explodes.

 

I wish I could freeze time…

Granted. Time now has frostbite.

 

I wish I could fly an airplane...

Granted but you can't afford to have one.

I wish for 404 ERROR for all computers on the world.

Granted, but that also affects you.

 

I wish that my cheese doesn't have holes.

Granted but Heavy ate it.

I wish to be Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

Wish granted, you are now fat and heavy in Team Fortress 2. But some guy named Heavy makes fun of you.

 

I wish for World Peace.

Granted but the world became boring.

I wish for infinite bullets.

Granted,

now you have infinity bullets in your body,

I wish...

i have a new compooter a new plasma screen TV AND I WISH FOR EVERYONE TO WORSHIP ME AS A SUPERIOR INDIVISUAL AND AS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!

Granted but the universe exploded when it was granted.

I wish for a Sandvich.

Granted. You now have a vich made of sand.

 

I wish for a boat

Granted but instead of a boat you get a goat.

I wish for WINDOWS 98.

Granted, you have a window made from 98 AD.

 

I wish for koi fish.

Granted but it died.

I wish for Shadow of Colossus to be real.

Granted. A Colossus steps on you and you die.

 

I wish for Heart Of The Swarm to come out.

Granted but it sucked.

I wish for Card Games on Motorcycles to be real.

Granted. There are now more dead people cause they were playing cards when they should have been paying attention to the road.

 

I wish for a taco.

granted but the taco was man eating and ate you

 

i wish that I started armagedon