You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. Enjoy Batman Arkham City 64

 

I wish everyone got into poke'pony shrugs

Granted, but you're out of it.

I wish people stopped wishing.

Granted. You are first.

 

I wish for a pizza.

Granted but it has your least favorite topping

I wish I had .... umm a Genie!

Granted but I take two of your wishes.

 

I wish for a million dollars.

granted but someone steals it

 

i wish i was a god

Granted. You are now the god of Mayo.

 

I wish for a scythe.

Granted, but since you aren't that well versed in holding on, you chop your own brain stem in.

 

I wish I was a beepdog.

Granted but you can only say beep not a real word

I wish I could be called "Asymmetrical Destroyer!"

Granted. But it's can only be said in Latin.

 

I wish for some more throwing knives.

Granted, only they are express delivered via Sakuya Izayoi.

And your doctor is Morshu. Sorry riku, I can't give credit, maybe I would have tried saving your life if you were a little MMMMMMM richer.

 

I wish I wasn't riku.

Granted .. your Riku

I wish I was fluent in Japanese

Granted, now you're the only one who speaks it.

I wish I could control time and time travel w/o it affecting my age or getting stuck in the past or future.

Granted, The Doctor comes after you.

 

I wish for a pair of wings.

Granted but they only go downward

I wish I had a claymore

Granted. It's made of paper mache.

 

I wish for another FFXII game.

Granted,but it coasts A million dollars.

I wish I could marry Sora.

Granted. Then you are mobbed by millions of jealous fan girls.

 

I wish for flame thrower gauntlets.

Granted but u r killed rite after.

I wish I could have powers.

Granted. You have the power to smell like a small rodent and speak to slugs.

 

I wish for telekinetic powers.

Granted, u can only talk phones.

I wish to be able 2 fly.

Granted, Just a little of pixie dust, now you gotta believe, but you don't believe in fairies

 

I wish i had some chicken

Granted. You know have s couple of cowardly friends.

 

I wish I had a helicopter

Granded but it cant fly.

I wish 4 a super cool bike.

Granted. Have fun with a frozen bike.

 

I wish i had sea salt ice cream