You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. Demyx cries.

 

I wish for a Mech.

Granted. I was online today. Oh, and I stepped on your Mech.

I wish to have a L.A. House Fever CTF.

Granted but you die since it became a real fever with no cure

I wish for a real Death Note

Granted, but some one already scribbled all over it., making it useless.

 

I wish for Starcraft 2: Heart Of The Swarm to get a release date.

Granted, but you die.

I wish that I wasnt a lesbian.

um. no, im gonna hafta say granted on that one, yay! *kidnaps*

i wish for some privacy now

Granted. You are locked in a closet alone.

 

I wish for a function Azrael costume.

granted, but it blows up.

i wish i had sorasbaby back...

Help me*is locked in broom closet*Soraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Help me please!

Hey, i found a nice little cage in the broom closet though it bugs me that saix found a way in...

hmmmm. i wish that saix was blind so that he can't see what's going on.

No! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *is shivering*

okaaaay.

so, i guess he gets to watch? thats wierd.

*closes broom closet door*

Woohoo!

*fill this part in with your imagination. i don't wanna describe what's going on because a ten year old might read it, and then his mind will shatter.*

Oh my,oh my,o my, hehehehe,mumumum,tttt,mum I wish for Help!!!*really needs help*

nope, no help sorry.

*agian, use your imagination here. This is why 10 year olds shouldn't be on the internet. to those of you who are older, i'm sure you can guess what's going on.*

Oh darn it*still needs help* I wish for you to die.

im not gonna grant that

*continues with the imagination stuff.*

No, why did I have to fail again?

I wish my attack worked,

You guys killed the game ._.

 

Soo...

 

Granted, But you don't deserve to wield a keyblade KAIRI

 

I wish I had a xros loader.

Fine you give you it

I wish that I wasnt so weak

Granted but your muscle are muscles become so huge you can barely move.

I wish I will never be this bored again.

Granted, you are truned in to a board.

I wish I was weak again.

Granted *Crush*

 

 

I wish I'd stop crushing people.

Ow..Granted

*passes out*

gRANTED, wait, wtf?

 

I wish you'd stop MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

Granted you head is now gone.

I wish someone will make a wish for me.