You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but something happens that you wish you were dead again

I wish to be a Shinigami.

Granted but now your stuck with a boring kid who stole your book and wont give it back

 

I wish to have 3 more wishes!

granted, but you get cocky and use the three wishes, forgetting to wish for three more wishes and therefore you lose.

 

i wish for a pony

Granted gave a pony but it was dead and i ate it >

 

I wish for UNLIMITED wishes!

Granted, but you couldn't think of any wishes

I wish to have a Death Note

Granted but theres no more space in them

 

I wish for you to die

granted but his ghost haunts you the rest of your life

 

i wish to have 100,000,000,000 dollars

granted but they were monopoly money

 

I wish for me to have a happy life 4EVER

granted but you realize that just being happy all the time makes you dull and uninteresting and you lose all your friends (i learned that in philosophy http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png )

 

i wish pokemon was real

Granted but they all try to kill you because they dont like you

 

I wish for you to stay in your lamp because you are evwil

Granted, but now you're in the lamp with him.

 

I wish the sig above wasn't so creepy.

Granted. Now, it is just disturbing.

 

I wish for a flaming meat cleaver.

Granted. But my avvy is using it.

 

I wish I was an Onion Knight. NOT THE VEGETABLE ONION.

Granted but you were ripped apart by Lulu because you are worthless.

 

I wish you would love me!

Granted but you were ripped apart by Lulu because you are worthless.

 

I wish you would love me!

 

Granted. But love hurts.

 

I wish I wasn't worthless.

Granted, but you are reckless.

I wish Nomura lived forever.

Granted but he ruined the kh series by creating pointless dumb games...

 

I wish i would marry you

(why im i making these weird wishes up? )

Granted, then gerbils attack.

 

I wish for a multiplayer KH game to be released on the 360.

(lol how does that relate?)

 

Granted, but it is just going to be a crossword puzzle of naked sora and riku.

 

I wish I love you

Granted but it doesn't go both ways.

I wish that thing didn't happen.

Granted, but then another thing happened and it is worse than the first, which i cant stop.

 

I wish WE COULD EAT CAKE TOGETHER!

Granted, but first change your sig.

I wish that thing didn't happen then.

Granted, now nothing ever happened and you don't exist.

 

I wish that we were on page 66 of this thread.

Granted, To page 66.

I wish I was alive and well again.

Granted, you're alive and trapped in a well.

 

I WISH I COULD RIDE YOUR CHOCOBO, CHOCOBO!!!