You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted he becomes a ghost and kills you.

I wish I couldn't die.

Granted, but you still age and eventually turn into living dust.

 

I wish that Xemnas was really spelt Mansex

Granted. Lame jokes about it appeared.

 

I wish to play Portal 2 in 2D.

Granted, But Companion cube is now companion square and that's just stupid.

 

i wish for for a dam kh theme iPhone 4 cover

Granted. It sucked.

 

I wish to have adjustable drumsticks.

Granted. But they broke when you adjusted them.

I wish to be a Pokemon master.

Granted, your a Muk and your a master.

 

I wish that William Faulkner never wrote "As I Lay Dying"

Granted. Super Kami Guru wrote it.

 

I wish to create a meme.

Granted but the meme will murder u within 2 days

I wish to have another sheet of paper

Granted. You gave it to a friend.

 

I wish to have a Pikachu.

Granted! However, it electrocuted you!

 

I wish I was part vampire!

Granted. You died when you saw the sunshine.

 

I wish to make a Windows remix.

Granted but i broke it

 

I wish pedo bear could hug everyone else

Granted, you became everyone else

I wish I was a kite

Granted! You got stuck in a tree!

 

I wish I were a timelord like the ones from Doctor Who!

Granted, but you age within every travel.

 

I wish I was able to use Paradigms.

Granted, but all your Paradigms consist only of Rapid Growth, so you'll never win a battle again.

 

I wish I had less homework.

Granted but the less homework is harder than the large homework

I wish I had a Pikachu

Granted but you died two seconds later.

 

I wish ugly was the new pretty.

Granted. Now girls do even more duck faces.

 

I wish i had a talking banana who loves me no matter what!

Granted, but then your best friend eats the banana.

 

I wish that country music didn't exist.

Granted but you now live in Texas.

 

I wish that on one would ever have a duck face.

Granted, but now everyone has a fake orange tan.

 

I wish I had a cute, furry, bright pink puffball for a pet.

Granted, it bit you and you died

I wish it could be peanut butter jelly time!

Granted. You were arrested.

 

I wish to have a Rival theme.