You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but then you get captured and studied.

 

I wish I could get paid to breathe

Edited July 9, 201213 yr by AverageGoddess

granted but the oxygen ran out D8

 

i wish that this color wasnt green

Granted but then that means you are color blind

 

I wish the song I am listening to wasnt so bad... geh why am i listening to this?

Granted, but now the song is worst.

 

I wish I was a good rapper.

 

(I want revenge X_X)

Edited July 9, 201213 yr by Sora's Baby

Granted but then everyone in the world become deaf so no one can hear them

 

I wish I could play any instrument

granted but all of the instruments break

 

i wish that owls could be kept as pets

(me too) Granted but yours flys away

 

I wish it was snowing

granted but your house gets fully covered and you cant leave

 

i wish that they didnt cut rikus hair so short in kh3d DX

Granted,but he will have much hair that he will jump from a cliff without seeing because of you

 

Wish i could save everyone that are in sorrow in KH

Edited July 10, 201213 yr by Roxas_Wagner

Granted but in order to do that you have to switch places with them and no one saves you

 

I wish I didnt have writers block

Granted, but the words you wrote came alive and killed you

 

I wish I could get on this site eveyday

(awh...) Granted but then you could never get off and you would starve..AND MISS LEGEND OF KORRA.

I WISH I HAD INTERNET ON MY TRIP (that i am leaving for tomorrow...)

Granted,but when you return from the trip,you will not have internet for a mounth

 

Wish i could have KH3D on my hands now

Edited July 12, 201213 yr by Roxas_Wagner

*do you mean granted?!* Granted, but it doesnt work and breaks

 

I wish I could teleport.

*do you mean granted?!* Granted, but it doesnt work and breaks

 

I wish I could teleport.

 

already changed

 

Granted,but you will have a limit for one teleport at each 100000years,starting after 100years.

 

Wish i could have a psvita and ps3

Granted but both of them will explode the minute you touch them

 

I wish I could go to Italy

Granted but then Italy gets taken over

 

I wish I didnt have summer homework

Granted,but you will have homeworks for the rest of your life,even if you're not in the school.

 

 

Wish i could have more munny.

Edited July 12, 201213 yr by Roxas_Wagner

granted but then it all caught on fire

 

i wish that i had a jack russel terrier (they are so cute and phsyco!)

Granted but it runs away

 

I wish I had food

granted but you stuffed yourself too much and you barfed

 

i wish that i could beat vanitas in bbs

Granted but then the system crashed and didnt save

 

I wish for it to rain again

Granted, but the rain floods the Earth.

 

I wish I had more anime dvds.

granted but you have too many and they flood your house

 

i wish that my psp battery would last longer

Edited July 12, 201213 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper

Granted but then it never turns off and follows you around

 

I wish i knew what to wish for