You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but your head hit the ceiling by doing so.

 

I wish I could get to be Legendary someday.

Granted, but Barney Stinstin sues you for being Legendary

 

I wish I could hear people's thoughts

Granted, but in doing so your brain exploded with Brain Juice all over the floor.

 

I wish I could eat a lamp.

Granted,but inside the lamp has a poison and you died.

 

Wish that my wish don't be crushed by someone!

granted but then it was crushed by a refrigerator

 

i wish that i could eat a psp

Granted, but then the PSP cut a hole through your stomach and ran away.

 

I wish I could meet Laina Walker

Granted, but she leaves ten seconds later.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

granted but then there were too many and everyone died from very old age

 

i wish that there were more cutscenes in bbs with vanitas in them

Granted, but Vanitas's face was so handsome it cracked the screen.

 

I wish I could have LSP as a Girlfriend.

Granted, but this LSP person slapped you so hard that you had to get plastic surgery to fix it.

 

I wish I was mayor of the World!

granted but they throw you out of office

 

I wish there was a Jak 4

Granted, but whatever foe they have killed you and the world exploded

 

I wish I was an even faster typer

Granted, but you typed so fast the keyboard exploded.

 

I wish I could cosplay as Hope Estheim.

Granted, but people who saw your cosplay threw up and stabbed their eyes out then the world exploded

 

I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world

Granted, but then you accidently teleported to a volcano and then your body was melting in boiling Lava.

 

I wish I could say Hi to Kingdom Sora.

Granted, but Vanitas's face was so handsome it cracked the screen.

 

 

 

granted but he never said anything back and you were ignored

 

i wish that i had more channels on my tv (only have 8 )

Edited July 18, 201213 yr by kh Memories Skyskraper

Granted, but in the future your 8 channels are gone

 

I wish I could eat a waffle cone.

Granted, but you accidentally gain ten pounds and none of your clothes fit

 

I wish I had an awesome mustache

Granted, but your mustache killed you in a car wreck.

 

I wish you weren't such a stalker.

meeeeee?????????? granted but then everyone else in the world stalked you

 

i wish that i got all As on my report card (i waz soooo close!)

Granted, but your parents slapped you and grounded you because you're too smart

 

I wish I was made of frosting but could still act like a person

Granted, but I'm hungry so....

I wish for something.

Granted,but this something was nothing.

 

Wish i could fly.

Granted, but you flew out of the atmosphere and your head exploded

 

I wish to have an awesome tattoo on my right shoulder

granted but then your shoulder got cut off

 

I wish that I would stop getting sick whenever I eat fudge