You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you died anyway.

 

I wish Cool Bean's were real Yo!~

(the cool beans you typed didn't need an apostrophe just saying)

Granted, but when you brought it up with your best friend, he/she killed you in a pit of rage.

 

I wish I had more art supplies

Granted,but then you lost your house,and with it,the art supplies.

 

Wish that i could control the light and the darkness

Granted, but you broke the sun and you lost your ability to control light and the world was plunged into eternal darkness (thanks =_=")

 

I wish I could conjour everything I wanted

granted but then a dragon ate you

 

I wish that i had 100,111,122,222,567,990,000,000,000 cookies

Granted, but they're scattered all over Africa and you cured their hunger. (Good for you ;D)

 

I wish I could get my laptop to run faster!

granted but then it ran away from you

 

i wish that i lived in florida

Granted,but then you are banned from Florida for help Africa with the cookies.

 

Wish that the mail could be more faster!

Granted but then it was too fast and it exploded

 

I wish that Africa could eat something other than my cookies...

Granted,but then Africa start to eat cookies of others peoples,and no longer yours.

 

I wish,for your freedom Genie!

Granted but Genie got stuck in the lamp.

 

I wish there was a point to these games.

Edited July 26, 201213 yr by Imoore4

Granted,but them the point go away with the games,your family,your consoles and your Kingdom Hearts games.

 

Wish that things in my country would be more cheaper

Granted, but they got more expensive!

(Is that why you have poor english?)

I wish I could eat my Sphagetti!!

Granted, but they got more expensive!

(Is that why you have poor english?)

I wish I could eat my Sphagetti!!

 

(sorry,my official language is not english)

 

Granted,but then you exploded for eat much!

 

Wish that organization XIII exist!

Granted, but they ended up ruling the world!

 

I wish I was a button so I scare my sister off!

Granted, but she was so afraid that destroyed the button.

 

Wish to have the Lexicon!(Zexion's book)

Granted, but it burned into flames

 

I wish that I could meet siax!!!

Granted, but her hit you in the head with his claymore.

 

I wish people weren't jerks.

Granted,but then your turned in to a jerk and though them how to be a jerk.

 

Wish that i have a keyblade!

Granted, but you lost it.

 

I wish my internet was faster.

Granted, but now your internet bill is seven times more expensive.

 

I wish I could jump into any story I wanted (videogame/movie/tv/book) and become a secondary character.

Granted, but you weren't wanted by the main protagonists!

 

I wish I could ace math!!

Granted but then you failed every other subject

 

I wish my grandpa wasnt dying

Granted(sorry,i really don't want to crush it,but...),but then he don't remember about you and go away from you.

 

I wish to control the time!

(lol he doesnt remmeber me now ) Granted but then you pause time and cant figure out how to start it again and NEVER GET KH3D!!

 

I wish I didnt have to go do chores