You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

granted but you can't have chat bar

I wish I was a dude

Granted, BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!EVER!!!!!!

 

I wish I wasn't so hurt easily!~

(Mostly because my star sign is a scorpio!)

Granted but then everyone threw rocks at you to see if you'd get upset.

 

I wish I was a super genius

Granted, but instead you got an F in everything!~

 

I wish I was ready for school tomorrow!~

(HOW?! I WOULD BE A GENIUS?!?! O__o ) Granted but then you got lost and missed school

 

I wish I didnt keep getting lost in my new High School

Granted, but you fell in a hole!~

 

I wish I could Habla españoles de verdad sin el uso de Google Translate!

Garantizado,sin embargo permanecer en silencio para siempre

 

I wish for more Kingdom Hearts coming in the same time!

Granted but they only were in Japan

 

I wish I had a pet Hampster

Granted! but it will ran away of you.

 

I wish the counter on the site of square enix runs faster.

granted

 

but the days reset to 7

 

I wish, to protect what matters.

granted but you can't protect your self

I wish I had nuggets

Granted,but them it returns to the way that is was(if you know what i mean...)

 

I wish for have the control of time!

Granted, but instead you got the power to speak English instead!~

 

I wish I didn't forget what to do for my Homework assignment!~

(I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL DX) granted I'LL GRANT THAT AND THERE IS NO BUTS

I wish I was a wolf AWOOOOO

Granted, you are a wolf and your name is "AWOOOOO." You are the joke of the wolf pack because of your name.

 

I wish that cookies made you smarter.

granted but milk makes you dumber

I wish I could go to MCR concert

Granted, but instead I got to go with you!(Even though I know nothing about them!)

 

I wish to drink as much sprite without getting full!~

Granted but you're always useing the restroom and running low on cash.

 

I wish I had all of Vincent Valentine's abilities1

granted but you cant use it

I wish I could go to MCR concert

Granted, but you already wished that so no concert!~

 

I wish I didn't have to get up so early for the Bus!~

Granted, now you have to get up earlier to walk.

 

I wish that I will do good on my finals next week.

Granted, but instead you failed and cried in front of the classroom!~

 

I wish I saw *Rikku*...

Granted, but *Rikku* don't see you!

 

 

 

I want a party! (I think I know how's it's gonna get Crushed.)

Granted, but instead of a party you instead got a degree in learning how to speak in English!

 

I wish for PEOPLE!

Granted, but you are a person!

 

Wished for Forums to never log out.