You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but you only get to shapeshift to the internet lost in data everywhere!~

 

I wish I didn't get tired so easily!~

granted but then I'll get tired easily

I wish I wasn't a sleepy gurl =.\

granted, take melatonin

 

I wish I could listen to Japanese songs all day :)

granted but you can't understand them

I still wish for MCR concert

Granted,but still for the same reason never happened.

 

I wish for the book that i need to read to have only 2 pages.

granted but the 2 pages are so so so long

I wish I wasn't bored

Granted, but today will be the best day ever for you instead!;p

u didnt made a wish but granted

I wish my back was good

Granted, but then it got worse!~

 

I wish I didn't forget to make that wish above!^^

Edited August 26, 201213 yr by Imoore4

Granted but your wish was to have your current wish granted causing an infinite loop

 

I wish I could paint caligraphy.

Granted, but instead you paint in circles!~

 

I wish everybody in the world had the same Timeline!~

Granted, but that timeline ended three hundred years ago, so humanity ceased to exist.

 

I wish people could record dreams on a DVD or something.

granted but no more KH3D

I wish I could go to MCR concert

Granted, but the fans next to you scream so loudly that you can't hear the concert.

 

I wish that Zola was Xehanort again.

Granted, but this time I get LIGHTSABERS.

 

I wish I had the endurance of a Kingdom Hearts character while running...

Granted but now you get very dehydrated from even thinking about running

 

I wish that today was september 20th!

Granted, but now September 20th is the new August 26, so whatever you wanted on the 20th is still x amount of days away.

 

I wish Kairi loved Donald's butt.

granted but he will come and bite your butt

I WISH I COULD GOT O MCR CONCERT IN 2013 QA\

Granted, but the band cancel last minute while you're waiting in the stands and you have to watch Celine Dion fill in.

 

I wish I could teleport/orb/travel through space effortlessly.

Granted but then you always teleport every .4 seconds

 

I seriously wish I wasnt sick anymore

Granted but you have to take a nap (or sleep) first

 

I wish I could stand on walls and cielings.

(YES! haha, i cant sleep though....) Granted but you always fell off less than a minute later

 

I wish it was raining

Granted, but it's raining somewhere far away from you.

 

I wish that I had enough money to buy KH3D. T~T

Granted, but you lost all the money that you did have in the future!~

 

I wish I would catch an oppurtunity at the time!~

Granted, but it's an opportunity to go to clown college.

 

I wish that the next FF XIII game featured Hope as the main hero.