You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted but since Nomura is a troll it doesn't come out until 2020

 

I wish that I had the ability to walk on water

Granted,but them you lost your ability to walk in the ground

 

I wish for my parents allow me leave with my friends '-'

Granted, but since you are now less dense than water, diving into a pool feels the same as faceplanting the ground.

 

I wish that I can be looking right at Betelgeuse when the light from it going supernova reaches earth.

 

 

 

Ooops.... again....

Edited August 27, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted, but the band cancel last minute while you're waiting in the stands and you have to watch Celine Dion fill in.

 

I wish I could teleport/orb/travel through space effortlessly.

 

firetruck NO

can't grant that SOWWY

I wish for MCR concert

Yeah!nobody crushed my wish!

 

Granted,but because you wished it too much,it exploded.

 

Wish for books in the table!

granted but instead of "in" they are "on"

I wish for MCR concert

Granted but the band had a horrible accident halfway through the concert.

 

I wish for a rare and priceless ming dynasty vase.

Granted, but on the night you collect it you are mugged and never see it again.

 

I wish I was in Japan.

Edit: wow

 

Granted but you are in Japan from 1600's

 

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

Edited August 27, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Edit: wow

 

Granted but you are in Japan from 1600's

 

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

 

Just had to say DAMNNN D:

granted

do u know what I'm gonna wish for?

Yes and granted but after wishing for the concert who knows how many times :wacko: , you have lost all interest in it.

 

I wish for *Rikku* to wish for something other than the concert.

I would grant your wish, but there are some things not even an all powerful genie can change... So I'll just let you walk on walls and cielings and water with no wish crushing. For compensation.

 

I really, really wish I had an easier time paying attention in class.

Granted, but intead of paying attention to the teacher you pay attention to the person sitting next to you.

 

I wish for an alien from space named Gordan.

Granted but now you and Gordan are having the ultimate prank war

 

I wish that I could have a pet Meow Wow

Granted, but it's a nightmare instead of a spirit.

 

I wish an alien race would conquer the earth.

Edited August 28, 201213 yr by Keyblade Master Xoncron

Granted, but it turns out that this alien race is commonly known as MOSQUITOS.

 

I wish I was a unicorn.

Granted but then you got fat and gray and everyone thought you were a rhino

 

I wish I could draw whatever I picture in my mind perfectly

Granted, but people keep stealing your artwork.

 

I wish I had a very fragile vase.

your wishes cannot be granted

MCR CONCERT I WANNA GO TO MCR CONCERT

Granted, but instead you go with me!~

 

I wish I wasn't so afraid to speak out!~

Granted but now whenever you speak you will randomly quote *Rikku*

 

I wish that I could have some Meow Wow clothes.

Edited August 28, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted, but they had to shoot one and cut off it's skin to make you a Meow Wow coat.

 

I wish *Rikku* was here...

Granted, but they had to shoot one and cut off it's skin to make you a Meow Wow coat.

 

I wish *Rikku* was here...

 

 

Granted but now she is invisible on this site and can pop out like a :ph34r:

 

I wish for glasses that are purely aeshetical.

Edited August 28, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

she*

Granted, but they broke and fell down the lake.

 

I wish I wasn't bored.