You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but now it will end right at the climax

 

I wish for the wish below me to not be wish crushed.

Edited September 17, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted! I'm not very good at this game anyway!

 

I wish for the wish above me to not be wish crushed.

I see what you did there.

 

Granted, but now wishes like that are not allowed to be made by Keysofblades anymore.

 

I wish I could think of a good wish.

Granted, but you're not allowed to make that kind of wish anymore.

 

I wish that I could breathe underwater, like in my dreams.

Granted, but you're an eel.

 

I wish that Xehanort would possess Sora's mom and that she is the final boss of KH3

Granted, but Kh3 turns out to be a 30 minute game.

 

I wish it was possible to win on "Last post wins".

GrAnted,but you lost the game.

I with for a football.

Granted your brain is now a football

I wish that my cat wasn't so furry

Granted. It sheds all it's fur in your mouth while you sleep.

I wish I had ALL OF THE SILENT HILL GAMES http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png

Granted but you explode

I wish the word cookie will no longer exist

Granted, now it's called corkie.

 

I wish that Justin Bieber was Mexican.

Granted his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was Mexican

 

I wish dream eaters were real

granted but then a mexican man would kill him

I wish to have a bf like Jared n Gerard and Colton hot punks *Q with good personality

Granted but the world explodes

I wish dream eaters were real (again)

Granted. But only nightmare DE's are real.

 

I wish for the the next wish I make to be crushed.

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish I found the keyhole of earth.

Granted, the next day the heartless invade earth.

 

I wish for a robo call.

Granted, but no one calls you anymore.

 

I wish for the wish below me to inclued a smiley.

Granted, but instead you got a Frowny-Face!

 

I wish for my sis to stop bugging me!

Granted. She is now a bug.

 

I wish the Cubs would win the World Series.

Granted, but in a alternate dimension.

 

I wish that kitties would stop taking over the internet.

Granted, now puppies are.

 

I wish I could teleport.

Granted it only works once

I wish we cats would rule the world

Granted, but you are human.

 

I wish for a pizza.

Edited September 19, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted, but it's covered in anchovies and pickles.

 

I wish that Roxas was the main character of KH2.