You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but Kh2 never came out.

 

I wish to jump to page 110.

Granted, but it's page 110 in a calculus text book.

 

I wish that my feet would smell like cinnamaldehyde.

Granted, but cinnamaldehyde is explosive when contained within a shoe.

 

I wish that Zola had a unicorn horn.

Easily granted, since I am already a unicorn on the inside.

 

I wish I had a magic bodysuit to wear that looked like whatever outfit I wanted it to look like at the moment.

Granted, but only you can see it.

 

I wish there was world peace.

Granted, but when you spoke the wish you accidentally said "world pieces." Australia and Hawaii have been severed from Earth now.

 

I wish that I'd stop forgetting to post wishes after granting your guys' wishes and having to edit the post to add them.

Edited September 20, 201213 yr by XIIISwords

Granted but now you're a cat.

I wish that cat are no longer scared of dogs

Granted,but them cats will be scared by rats.

 

I wish for have a ps3 '-'

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish for Square Enix to revert to Square Soft.

Granted,but it don't worked too http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-mad.png

 

I wish for know the truth about everything!

Granted you know only the words 'truth about everything'

I wish for derp

Granted,but them herp.

 

I wish for you!

Granted, but get someone named Henry You.

 

I wish that the sun would disappear from the sky!

Granted, but it lasts one second.

I wish for superpowers.

Granted, you are now squirrel girls cousin, the Caterpillar Whisperer.

 

I wish I could sense when people are lying.

Granted, but you only hear lies.

 

I wish for a Meow Wow.

Granted, but instead you got Komory Bat!

 

I wish school wouldn't make me feel so nervous!

Granted, but school no makes you feel terrified.

 

I wish for all the PS3s in the world to self destruct now.

Granted, but only one PS3.

I wish I could sleep 24 hours without waking up.

Granted, but this results in a terrible migraine that doesn't go away for another 24 hours after you wake up.

 

I wish there was an awesome soundtrack to my life. *cue Also Sprach Zarathustra*

Granted, but it drives you insane.

I wish I recieved my Hogwarts acceptance letter.

Granted, but you become a hog with warts.

 

I wish to hear a joke.

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. (PUn0wnEd! If you want to hear it, you have to say it yourself)

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

Edited September 22, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted, but it only fires blue portals.

 

I wish for more wishes (this one should be easy to crush ).

( ;~; My portal gun...)

 

Granted, but you can only use them on this thread.

 

I wish I could split into multiples of myself, go and do lots of things, and then rejoin into one person at the end of the day and retain everything I learned.

Edited September 22, 201213 yr by Zola