You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. You flew to the exosphere and died.

I wish for Christmas to be 4 months early (I miss the snow!!!)

Granted. Christmas is here! No snow, though.

 

I wish for a water powered ray gun of DOOOOM!!!!

Granted. You commited suicide with it. Silent Doom.

I wish to use Mesmeric Control.

Granted but it failed miserably

I wish I could be at the DWMA

Granted but you don't know what that is.

I wish for Reikon to be back.

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish for Touhou 14.

Granted. You get a post it note that says "touhou 14" on it.

 

I wish for a portal gun.

Granted but you got stuck between two portals.

I wish to falcon punch.

Granted. But before you can complete it, stupid Kerby sucks you up and steals your powers! (I hate it when that happens.)

 

I wish for a power ring.

Granted but the ring kills you.

I wish for nyan cat to be dead.

Granted. There is now an undead nyan cat flying around.

 

I wish for a A.I. computer.

Granted. You got GLaDOS.

I wish to be like epic sax guy.

Granted. You got GLaDOS.

 

(Ouch. That's a good one.)

 

Granted. You are now a giant saxophone with legs, arms, eyes and a nose.

 

I wish to go to a live performance of Two Steps From Hell.

Granted. You headbanged so much that your ripped off your head.

I wish for a leek spin.

Granted but you fell down a well.

I wish I could make things explode!

Granted. Your next meal is your first victim. All other food you try to eat suffers the same fate.

 

I wish I had some throwing stars.

Granted but then you die because the throwing stars come lodged into your body for some odd reason.

I wish I could make my own keyblade and use it against heartless.

Granted, but the keyblade is cheap and will break

i wish summer could last longer

(i luv this game!!)

Granted. But school starts on the extra days of summer.

 

I wish for a hover bike.

Granted but it breaks and it makes you fall in a volcano

I wish I had fire powers and I was resistant to fire!

Granted. Smoky the Bear finds you and eats you for being a fire hazard.

 

I wish for a platypus.

Granted but you keep saying "Where's Perry?" when you don't see him and he leaves you because of a secret identity that you found out.

I wish I could turn into the best weapon in the world!!

Granted. You can't turn back. You are sold to a war lord who uses you as his signature weapon. When he is finally brought down, you are destroyed to appease the masses.

 

I wish for it to be Friday.

Granted but its like Katy Perry song T.G.I.F

I wish I was psychic!

Granted but you will now see how people will die just by looking at them.

 

I wish I could teleport everywhere I want just by looking at a picture and imagining a was there.