You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

note hp doesnt count for anything in marluxia fight

granted but its a bieber cut

 

YOU.

 

You have no more wishes.

 

 

I wish for CHOCOLATE.

Granted, your hand is now chocolate.

 

I wish for kh13 to have a convention.

Granted but I donot crush it ;D

 

I wish for what Keys wished for.

Granted but we have to pay our own air-fare.

 

I wish for a flux capacitor.

Granted but what's that?

 

I wish for a proper wish.

granted but you blow up

 

i wish i had the power of flight

Granted, but using it for longer than a minute will criple your body.

 

I wish for a very expensive vase.

Granted, but you have to use Keysofblades' flux capacitor to fly. Good luck getting the plutonium.

 

[Vase: Granted, but it's so fragile that when you try to bring it home, it shatters]

 

I wish I had a magic box, and that if you put 1 thing into it, two of the thing would come back out.

 

[Edit: I was too late...]

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted, but the box's dimensions are 5 inches by 5 inches by 5 inches.

 

I wish for a goose that lays golden egg!

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

granted but it has a harnia and dies

 

i wish i had 1 million dollors

Granted but its paper money

 

I wish for a boot to the head.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Shera Wizard

granted but it crushes your hread

i wish i could time travel

granted but you travel back to dinousar age and your time machine runs out of battery.

 

I wish for destiny islands.

Granted, but you go mad from listening to the groovy island music for all eternity.

 

I wish I could download information into my brain.

Granted but you lose your internet.

 

I wish for unlimated awesomeness.

granted you bust into flames

 

i wish for a troll face

Granted, the internet is chock full of them.

 

I wish I knew what paopu fruit is supposed to taste like.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Zola

granted but you lose your taste buds

 

I wish for an eraser.

Granted, but it's dry and brittle and smudges instead of erasing.

 

I wish I had a Wedge Antilles action figure.

granted but its fake

 

i wish for the comfy chair

Granted but Hades turns it into Cerberus.

 

I wish for a more active chat on kh13.

granted i wont break that wish

 

i wish sora and kairi would get together

Granted, but the relationship last for 2 seconds.

 

I wish the rabbit would get some Trix.

GRANTED BUT GRANTED.

 

 

I wish I had some Trix :<

Granted, but only one bowl full.

 

I wish for some bacon.