You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. There's an app for that.

 

I wish I had an awesome Tron outfit that fit me perfectly.

Granted, but instead you got a Quorra outfit instead!~

 

I wish my mouth didn't hurt right now..

Granted now you have no teeth and it's zipped shut forever.

 

 

I wish Wiliam was real.

Granted but William is now no longer real.

 

I wish for snow here.

Granted, but it melts in three seconds flat.

 

I wish that I had this Panda sweater. http://data.whicdn.com/images/15109356/$(KGrHqJ,!mIE5YJr7RRwBOdq85zFhg~~60_12_thumb.JPG

Granted but I will have one too. O3O

 

I wish I had Kirby's Panda Sweater.

Granted, but we will have to share every three days. o3o

 

I wish I also had this sweater. http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/pict/321000306947_1.jpg

Damn where do you even get these sweaters.

 

Granted but my wish is granted too. (:<

 

I repeat my previous wish o3o

granted, but both your sweaters grow legs and run away.

Awwwww :c

 

You now are no longer the sexy staircase in the mirror.

 

I wish for a new mp3.

Granted but's a piece of crap.

 

I wish I had no mom.

YOU!

 

Granted now you'll have no family/friends or people who care or give a damn about you.

 

I wish I could have a new mp3 again.

Granted but it's your least favorite brand.

 

I wish for a coconut.

Granted but it's rotten and has fallen apart.

 

I wish that my last wish never ended.

Granted but the wish got angry and hit you.

 

I wish for my Mp3 to Rest In Peace. T^T

Granted, it is now in sleep mode for eternity.

 

I wish for Shera's Wizard to have a new mp3 player.

Granted...? :') That's so nice of you. My Wizard will gimme my mp3 dontworry.

 

I wish that Keys' next wish will never be broken.

Granted but ti's broken again.

 

I wish to dare the wish to hit me again.

Granted, but it will also kick and bite you.

 

I wish I WAS A PENGUIN. >83

Granted but a wolf finds you and decides your a snack.

 

I wish the wish would hurt me more.

Granted, the wish will now drop an atomic bomb on you.

 

I wish for you to survive the explosion.

Granted I survived with major injures and am not a zombie.

 

I wish I could eat you now!

Granted, everytime you eat me two more of me appears.

 

I wish for BOOOM~! 8D

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

BOOOM~!

 

 

I wish I could teleport myself and anything I touch anywhere I want.

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Zola

Granted you slowly become unstable before your entire being is destroyed.

 

I wish the BOOM never happened.