You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted. It was no BOOM. It was a BOOOM~! (Very different, actually. They represents different things >:} )

 

 

I WISH FOR THE BOOOM~! TO BECOME IMMORTAL.

Granted but it vanishes completely.

 

I wish for the BOOOM~! to never happen.

Granted, the BOOOM~! never happens but the BOOOM~ is still perfectly fine.

 

I wish for more BOOOM~

GRANTED! Viva la public chat!

 

I wish real life had a save option, so that if things didn't work out, I could restart at my last save point.

Granted, I really don't want to crush this wish.

 

I wish for the ________.

Granted, but all the _________ are stolen.

 

 

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Granted, you have big ones, tall ones, some as big as your head.

 

I wish for Link!

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/32000000/Young-Link-Majora-s-Mask-the-legend-of-zelda-32057966-415-500.jpg

 

A link to Link!

 

 

I wish for a real life cactuar.

Granted, but it keeps shooting needles at you.

Whatever your wish is, I will grant it!!

 

I wish I had an angel wing like Sephiroth

Granted, but it's a tiny version.

 

I wish that I could read minds and understand the thoughts perfectly.

Granted, but the constant flow of thoughts flowing through your head drives you insane

 

I wish I could cure Keys of his insanity

Granted, but now I can still read my own thoughts.

 

I wish for a fox.

Edited October 23, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Granted, but it's rabid.

 

I wish for cartoon network executives to be throw in jail for their crimes.

Granted, but all of the children they've brainwashed attack you in the night.

 

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, they can understand you but you can't understand them.

 

I wish I could make platforms appear anywhere I chose.

Granted, but you can only stand on them for a second.

 

I wish I had a box. 83

Granted but the box vanished :<

 

I wish Time Zones never existed.

Granted, but then the penguins would take over.

 

I wish for sea salt ice cream

Granted, but you only get one.

 

I wish for the ability to resume my life from checkpoints like video games.

Granted, but the pain of death lingers even when you respawn

 

I wish that haters didn'​t hate

Edited October 23, 201213 yr by Crown Unlimit

Granted but it's granted.

 

I wish for me.

Granted, but your an evil twin that wishes to destroy you.

 

I wish that Iron Man 3 would come out sooner than May 3, 2013.

Granted, it now comes out may 1, 2013.

 

I wish for holograms.

Granted but only Japan gets it.

 

I wish for DARKNESS!