Okay so lets start,

You know you fail at Kingdomhearts when kairi leaves you and goes for Riku.

you fail at kh if sora comes out the tv and slaps you LOL

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Riku facepalms when Sora hits himself with his keyblade.

you fail at kh when your dog beats sephiroth without moving sora at all and he's just sniffing the controller

You fail at Kingdom Hearts when you lose your Keyblade and get locked out of your house

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Terra does not turn evil for fear of you continuing the story as him.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Vanitas, Ventus, Braig, Terra, and Master Xehanort watch you break the PSP controller as you mess with all the buttons.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you join Organization XIII and they don't give you a new name or a number

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Donald and Goofy don't leave your side even on single boss battles because they don't trust Sora to win the match.

you know you fail at kingdom hearts your gummi ship runs out of feul in the middle of flight cuz you never filled up before take off

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora throws down his keyblade and screams "Screw the adventure I'm going home!" and takes the gummi ship to find it.

you know you fail at kingdom hearts if you dont got it memorized

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Axel is about to say "Got it memorized?" but said "Screw it you know it" after the billionth time you played the cutscene.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you Xemnas has his "way" with you

You know you fail at KH when you don't know who Xehanort is.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you meet up to fight the Vanitas Sediment with Ventus and your attacks become Quick Blitz, Scream Like A Girl, Run The Hell Away, and Attack Damnit as you watch Ventus get beat up again.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora screams like a fan girl and runs after Axel tells Sora that he makes him feel like he has a heart.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you can't walk forward

*let's see who remembers this*

You fail at kingdom hearts when you have to play as kingdom sora

You fail at kingdom hearts when you have to play as kingdom sora

 

And they'd win every fight with me

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Maleficent screams when Sora asks where is 4Everbee

And they'd win every fight with me

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Maleficent screams when Sora asks where is 4Everbee

 

No they lose every fight cuz you don't know how to fight.

You fail at kh when Kingdom takes a knife and trys to kill Sora to be the star of the game/shot

You fail at kingdom hearts when you think keyblades are something you use just to bully people around.

 

Or:

 

You fail at kingdom hearts when you get stuck at the opening cinematic.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you find out 4Everbee is the villain... (ya i got there)

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora names Kingdom Hearts "Kingdom Sora" ( yes its to you kingdom sora)

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Roxas ends up saying the stupidest line ever as Xion dies in his arms.

 

Wait...never mind.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora screams "Kingdom Hearts IS LIGHT!" Though I appear instead