I've been thinking...

 

Money is constantly in circulation, a penny from the 1970s could of been used by a vietnam veteran or a dollar from 2007 could of been used to wipe the tears from sad investors.

 

So in theory, there is a very high probability that I will eventually own a dollar from each person reading this thread whether they know about it or not.

 

I decided to save you guys the trouble of having to deal with that whole "its a small world" bull crap and now you all owe me a dollar.

 

I'm firetrucking serious, I want a dollar from all of you and I will not be satisfied until I get it.

 

 

See these cute things? Wouldn't it be unfortunate if I was driving a truck at the sad moment these guys were crossing the street? Well I will have to take a career in trucking if I don't get my money.

 

So think about it, not only do you save yourself the trouble of doing it later, but you also save puppies from an accident! It's a win-win!

 

So give me my firetrucking dollar now.

heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you.

firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it.

 

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

 

heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you.

 

I agree, so we are even then

I agree, so we are even then

 

Me as well and also *Takes one of your dollars and grabs the dogs*

i may owe you a dollar but you will never get a cent from me

firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it.

 

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

 

 

There

I am not convinced.

..........No

heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I could not have said it any better.

heh, A tempting offer, but I must decline. By your logic, I will also own a dollar of your money someday. With that dollar, I pay you.

 

Well yeah, but then theres a high chance I get that dollar back! Now you just made everyone owe me two dollars! Mwhahaha!

 

firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it.

 

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

 

 

This would be useful when scamming people in Third World Countries, thanks a bunch!

 

Well yeah, but then theres a high chance I get that dollar back! Now you just made everyone owe me two dollars! Mwhahaha!

 

 

 

I subvert your logic and use it to my own ends. The money you seek is already yours.

Do you accept €?

firetruck it man, have a Ben Franklin. You deserve it.

 

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

 

 

Dude! I was eating potato chips when I read that! I just almost choked to death!

I subvert your logic and use it to my own ends. The money you seek is already yours.

 

 

I'm aware, but right now I'm being an impatient little bitch and I want my money now damn it!

 

 

I'm aware, but right now I'm being an impatient little bitch and I want my money now damn it!

 

Again, do you accept €?

 

 

I'm aware, but right now I'm being an impatient little bitch and I want my money now damn it!

 

Fair enough. I could email you the dollar.

Pffffft, you threaten me with puppies? Puppies are my worst enemy, so you'll be doing me a favor! >

 

Again, do you accept €?

 

Sure, but you would have to give me the equivalent of 1 USD.

 

Fair enough. I could email you the dollar.

 

Digital transactions could be problematic if you don't use paypal.

 

Pffffft, you threaten me with puppies? Puppies are my worst enemy, so you'll be doing me a favor! >

 

What if I told you one of those puppies would cure cancer, bring world peace, and release KH3?

You need to calm down. We are too broke to give you a dollar.

You need to calm down. We are too broke to give you a dollar.

 

I don't care for your needs peasant, I want my dollar even if it is the only one you have.

 

I don't care for your needs peasant, I want my dollar even if it is the only one you have.

 

OKAY OKAY.... *gives 2 quartos and 5 dimes* D8

What if instead, I gave you Sora96 wrapped in a nice package for you to use as your own personal Aussie slave historian so you can torture him by forcing him to watch everything American know all about the fascinating sports that are played in his homeland?

What if instead, I gave you Sora96 wrapped in a nice package for you to use as your own personal Aussie slave historian so you can torture him by forcing him to watch everything American know all about the fascinating sports that are played in his homeland?

 

That's worth more than any amount of money on earth! I'll take it!

Do you want a R$ instead?

You'll never get Brazilian currency! Mwahahahaha!

Weegee does not give away his money.

You give away your money to Wegee, me.