This game is when someone does something really traumatic like the person pulls out a gun or points a knife at you. Though, heres the fun part, you say something really random like "DON'T SHOOT I'M PREGNANT!" and its a dude . Something completely random it can be as long as you can think, though lets not make it a paragraph

 

I'll start

*guy pulls out a gun, points the gun at me and turns it sideways*

HOLY CRAP IS A FREAKING KILL SHOT!!

*guys comes up with dagger and puts it to my neck

 

dear sir i'm poor and i have no family also i have a gun*pulls gun out and shoots guys brains out*sucker

*A girl pulls out a machine gun*

NOOO DON'T KILL ME! I'M A VIRGIN AND I HAVE THREE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*a clown comes up to me with a balloon sword*ahhh a clown*runs around and hits a poll*ahhhh the clown is going to eat me alive*pulls out shot gun*die*shoots clown*save me from the clown*rocks back and fourth sucking thumb*

*girl kicks me in the balls*

*squeals* YEP THEIR GOES MY FUTURE CHILDREN!

* a demon comes out of nowhere with a small little plastic knife

 

i think i love hell now * shoots the devil and takes the demon home

*A guy flips me off and wants to fight me.

Me: I know that you have that finger. And you're going down b****

fredy crugor: scare contest bitch you don't mess with me*grabs my hair and luaghs*

 

me: *rawr's like a t rex and kills fredy crugor*no one touch's my firetrucking hair bastered*shoots elmo for the fun of it*die motherfiretruckers

Someone pushes me off a cliff.

Me: I REGRET NOTHING!

-guy pulls out a chef's knife-

Me: What we making tacos? -total denial-

evil persom; give me your firetrucking food bitch

 

me: what was that i'm deaf and i have a bodyguard sick him boy

*girl walks by*

me; get naked now for im about to die

*girl gives odd look* no thanks im good

me; sigh, damn bitches

*Some boy wants to rape me.*

Hell no meet my little friend the cast iron pan!

*Brings out the pan as the boy begins to walk away.*

-Random girl gives me the finger-

Um hon you want to lose that finger? Then I suggest you put it down.

*Man pulls out gun*

Me: *Pulls out multiple guns* HECK YEAH LET'S DO THIS! I'M NOT AFRAID OF DYING!

Someone points an arrow at me.

Me: Please, not an arrow to the knee.

-An amazon points a halberd at me-

-pulls out a machine gun- Screw the pistol, shiot just got real!

*guy pulls out a gun

 

dude you should go for a sword guns are really old swords aren't how about i let you use mine

 

guy: 0___0 your going to kill me aren't you

 

*stabs guys arms to a tree.

 

not kill torment

*guy pulls a gun on me*

 

Me: "So... that thing's loaded, right?"

A guy tries to rob Me.

Me: Sorry sir, I'm only 13. In about 5 years, I'll have a job. Find me then.

*someone tries to rob and then shot me*

SO: Give me your money!

Me: Ich verstehe kein Wort und habe es auch nicht vor. No, hablo inglés y mi español es muy mal, también!

 

And then I would be kinda dead, I guess.

*Random Guy Pulls Out A Gun*

I Scream "Kame Hame Ha" Then Scream "Dance Water Dance."

*Then With Little results I run away quickly*

*Vanitas and Axel appear*

Axel: There's our target.

Me:*starts hyperventilating*

Vanitas: God, I'm so intimidating. http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/happy.png

Me: *glomps Vanitas* AND I'M NEVER LETTING GO!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Axel: You're on your own, Vanitas.

Vanitas: >_< God, GET HER OFF ME!!!!

*rin trys to kill me*

 

me: woah first let me have some kaito

 

rin: ewww you like kaito

 

me: i thought kaito meant ice cream which i would really like right now

 

rin:*stabs me the foot and starts beating the crap out of all the male vocaloids.

 

me: about time kaito gets his ass kicked and man this firetrucking hurts

-Le random otaku comes up to me-

Otaku: Y U NO HAVE NARUTO HEAD BAND LIKE ME

Me: YO OTAKU GIRL, Y U NO SYMMETRICAL!?

Otaku: What is symmetry?

Me: ....

Otaku: ....

Me: You have eight seconds to live...

'A random person starts hitting me with a hammer'

Me: "Do you give up yet?"