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Begin the purge of all Anti- Bronies!

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Originally this war started out as a way to destroy Bronies.

 

Now we are victorious!

 

The original and oppressive acts of all those who have shown negative feelings to Bronies must not got unpunished! We shall begin the great purge and wipe those who refuse to convert off the face of the earth!

 

But what gives us the right to do this? Well I'll tell you the story, the Xenu story. This is not to be confused with Scientology's bullshit theory. This is the real one...

 

65 Million years ago there was a galactic confederacy of planets and star systems, all lead by the overlord XENU

 

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However things were not going well for Xenu. His failure to fix the galactic economy was well known throughout the nation and as a result the people were about to vote him out. Xenu knew that once a ruler is voted out his life is over, so he came up with a plan

 

He decided to round up and kill every alien in the confederacy that he could find.

 

So Xenu's army went forth from planet to planet capturing multiple alien species and froze them using the powers of psychiatry. One of these alien species were the highly intelligent and scientifically advanced Ponies.

 

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Ponies fought valiantly but Xenu's space armada was too much for the mighty Ponies. They were frozen and then put inside Xenu's spaceship which kind of looks like a DC9 plane but with Jet Engines. Then the frozen aliens were brought to earth. And placed around the Hawaii volcanoes, then Xenu blew them up with hydrogen bombs! Their souls known as Thetans rose into the sky. But Xenu anticipated this so he built giant Thetan catchers in the sky! The Thetan catchers then transported the Thetans to movie theaters where they watched 3-D films teaching all the lies that we know today. They forgot everything about thier past. After they were brainwashed, the Thetans were released and roamed the earth. There they attached to the bodies of humans and fused with them.

 

You see, the Pony Thetans attached to us which then turned us into the Bronies we are today. The Bronies made many accomplishments in the Ancient era. You know the Sphinx? It's actually a kneeling pony, not a lion. That's just what erosion did to the monment. The Eygptians, Romans, Greeks, all Bronies.

 

You see kids, the Bronies are the master race. We have been responsible for all of mankinds greatest triumphs. However inferior Thetans attached to others causing Anti- Brony feelings. They were upset and jealous by the triumphs so they accociated being a Brony with being a creep and thus Bronies were forced to hide.

 

Until today.

 

With the revolution it is now our goal to rebuild the old glory of Ponyville.

 

If we do so we will obtain a Brighter future! A Stronger Future! A Pony Future!

 

As a result all those that refuse to become a Brony will be relocated to special camps where they will work in hard labor until the Brony comes out of them.

 

HIEL CELESTIA!

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I, as a Prinny Instructor, cannot see the Human World, and consequently the Netherworld, to face in such disgrace. If you are certain of your wishes, then so be it. *blows whistle and 10 million Prinnies appear with Prinny Cannons* *takes sword out of the cloak. KH13 LIBERATION FRONT!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!

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I, as a Prinny Instructor, cannot see the Human World, and consequently the Netherworld, to face in such disgrace. If you are certain of your wishes, then so be it. *blows whistle and 10 million Prinnies appear with Prinny Cannons* *takes sword out of the cloak. KH13 LIBERATION FRONT!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!!

 

Royal Gaurd? Take this troublemaker away.

 

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*Double Keyblade Beam*

 

Royal Gaurd? Take this troublemaker away.

 

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You think those little ponies can take the man once called "Tyrant"? Well, let them come... Come to their dooms! *rushes in and beheads both ponies* Let's go! Attack!!

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*Double Keyblade Beam*

 

 

WHAT? This heap of glue is...TALKING!

 

Say something else!

 

 

You think those little ponies can take the man once called "Tyrant"? Well, let them come... Come to their dooms! *rushes in and beheads both ponies* Let's go! Attack!!

Silly billy! We both know that their Magic Enhanced Armor is impenetrable.

 

 

WHAT? This heap of glue is...TALKING!

 

Say something else!

 

I'm not talking, I'm attacking.

*Double Keybalde slash*

Silly billy! We both know that their Magic Enhanced Armor is impenetrable.

 

...Not really... You're just thinking it is because you're too damn stuck up to see we're actually winning.

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I'm not talking, I'm attacking.

*Double Keybalde slash*

 

Haha! Oh that is priceless. The lump of glue thinks it can actually attack just from talking! Oh please say more!

 

 

...Not really... You're just thinking it is because you're too damn stuck up to see we're actually winning.

 

Big talk for a little man. The camp gaurds will teach you to show respect for your furher emperor.

 

Seriously, how can you win? You don't even have a flag!

I'm ready and I will kill all non-bronies with a key blade. *Brings out Two Becomes One and Way to Dawn*

Big talk for a little man. The camp gaurds will teach you to show respect for your furher emperor.

 

Seriously, how can you win? You don't even have a flag!

 

A flag? You want a flag? Here is a flag! Posted Image

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A flag? You want a flag? Here is a flag! Posted Image

 

 

Thats a Kingdom Hearts Flag, not an Anti- Brony flag

We Anti-Bronies are KH fans! So screw you, I've got money!

 

 

Thats a Kingdom Hearts Flag, not an Anti- Brony flag

 

You are messing up with KH fan site, that's why we have a KH flag and a legion of fan girls.

*pushes rixku and feredfred to the fangirls pit*

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You are messing up with KH fan site, that's why we have a KH flag and a legion of fan girls.

*pushes rixku and feredfred to the fangirls pit*

 

Legion? More like three people.

 

And again you can't push people! Your a lump of glue!

Then I'll push you! *has already pushed Rixku into the pit but sends Fredfred to join in* Give them type three massage! The Death Nomura Kick!

I was naked yesterday, but now I've got my keyblades. C'mon bronies, I'll ride ya all.

 

O.O
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Then I'll push you! *has already pushed Rixku into the pit but sends Fredfred to join in* Give them type three massage! The Death Nomura Kick!

 

 

Your forgetting your in a labor camp, surrounded by guards and electric fences enhanced by friendship.

Then the evilness of demons is enough to destroy them! Great! Ahhh!! Bat King Sphere *sends purple energy ball against the ground and all Brony-friendship reinforced material gets destroyed* Humans, devils, Prinnies, fangirls and fanboys!! ANYONE!!! THIS IS OUR TIME TO FIGHT!!! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!!(of ultimate destiny too xD) You are free!! Now fight!!

Hey, since they keep saying I'm already glue, someone cast curaga or a phoenix down on me so I can come back.

alright, this is WWAAARRRRRR!!!!

 

 

Oooooh! Wunderwa!

 

Ok, Exlon, SKY, there are some nice brownies on that conveyor belt over there! Why don't you grab some?

 

Actually, I don't like brownies. x3

Hey, since they keep saying I'm already glue, someone cast curaga or a phoenix down on me so I can come back.

 

dont worry, i got ur back! *curaga* WE CAN DO THIS!!

Hey, since they keep saying I'm already glue, someone cast curaga or a phoenix down on me so I can come back.

 

Here! *throws you a bottle of red liquid* Angel blood. Cures you of anything. Got that as a present from a special someone. Use it!

You are messing up with KH fan site, that's why we have a KH flag and a legion of fan girls.

*pushes rixku and feredfred to the fangirls pit*

 

But i'm a fangirl so girls let's get them! *Pulls you where you are slaughtered*
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