What r ur best pick-up lines??? and have any of them worked for u?? i wonder if girls have pick-up lines ??? post all of them here you can be mature and imature any of them count

Basically you need us to post pick-up lines for you because you can't think of any for yourself, because your swag level is zero. Okay.

> What's your sign?

Is it "please let me touch your ass"?

 

>Are you from Tennessee? Because I really want to make out with your face.

 

Edit:

 

>You know what they say about guys with big feet...

I have sex with them.

 

>Is that a mirror in your pants? Because you look f***ing sexual today.

Just ask them. But perhaps also say something nice about them.

-Are your quadrants free? Because I'd be happy to fill them

 

-Me, you and a bucket. Tonight.

 

- if you showw me your wwand ill showw you mine

 

- :33< i think we'd make a purrfect pair!

 

- L3T M3 L1CK YOUR F4C3

 

note this apply to only homestuck xoxoxoxo

you must be a train

 

because your

Caboose is rocking

 

 

(has not worked once)

nice shoes wanna f**k

you must be a train

 

because your

Caboose is rocking

 

 

(has not worked once)

 

I thought you were trolled and left.

"Hi. I like you. ^^"

 

I don't do pickup lines, and I don't take them either. x3 Sorry.

 

Btw, pickup lines in terms of "let's have sex lol," are awfully vulgar and people who think along those lines should be dumped in the ditch.

- Is your gap hole ok? Can I give it a little shove?

nice shoes wanna f**k

 

I totally recommend this one

-Lets play carpenter for a day. First I get you hammered, then I nail you.

 

I totally recommend this one

 

glad to be of service

Basically you need us to post pick-up lines for you because you can't think of any for yourself, because your swag level is zero. Okay.

 

well no not really i just thought this would be fun,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't write poetry

Show me your tits.

*holds gun to woman*

You don't wanna die a virgin, do you?

Did your gummi ship fall from the sky? Because you're out of this world. /shotshotshot

Did your gummi ship fall from the sky? Because you're out of this world. /shotshotshot

 

One of the best on this lame thread. I'd *Like* it, but I reached my limit on *Likes* for today.....

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money

 

You know your body is made up of 90% water, and I’m thirsty.

 

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

 

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

 

If you where my homework, I’d do you on the table.

 

If you were a screen door I'd slam you all night long.

 

This may sound funny, but you're so hot that you made me forget my pickup line.

 

I thought you were trolled and left.

 

it was a bad day

 

 

You know your body is made up of 90% water, and I’m thirsty.

 

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

 

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

 

If you where my homework, I’d do you on the table.

 

If you were a screen door I'd slam you all night long.

 

This may sound funny, but you're so hot that you made me forget my pickup line.

 

lovely

 

Did your gummi ship fall from the sky? Because you're out of this world. /shotshotshot

 

Love it!

 

-Lets play carpenter for a day. First I get you hammered, then I nail you.

 

Sounds like something you got off a tv show.

 

you must be a train

 

because your

Caboose is rocking

 

 

(has not worked once)

 

okay that was hilarious