You have to make at least 10 quotes in total and if they each get 3 likes than you win. Nuff' said. It's time for some quoting.

"Dick-Measuring"

I can tell this is not going to end well.

"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul"

ive got three for you in my siggy

 

 

 

#4

 

Mai Valentine"i have ESP."

Joey "whoa too much information lady!"

Mai Valentine "ESP not PMS!"

Joey "oh so your psychic"

"25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post" - Rules of the internet

No, Yo MAMA!

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

LETS GO POKE THAT WOMBAT LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER POKED A WOMBAT BEFORE!

"I'll need a crossbow,a rope, three goats, and a jam to go like this * wiggles fingers*"

 

"I know a man with a goat"

 

"Great, I can go like this *wiggles fingers*"

 

"Heroes from the realm of light, of light and darkness are eternal, them surely we nothings must be the same. Eternal"

 

"You're right, light and darkness are eternal, noting probably goes on forever too, but you know what..."

 

"That doesn't mean YOU'RE eternal!"

 

"Hhmm...No more eternal them they radiance of your's"

"Boobs."

KKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon; for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

The jalepenoes gather at midnight to gather the dancing moss!

An elephant was distracting me when I made my last post so I ended up typeing something random because I was unaware as to what I was typeing because that darn elephant was distracting me!

(This one will win for sure) Chuck Norris says like this post

There is nothing anyone can do to stop The Order of the X-Blade from rising! (Laughs maniacally) Oh and if you're calling about the incredibly large and heavy antique pipe organ it's already been sold!

I was gonna make a really cool quote then I took an arrow to the knee

If your phone jumps and talks on its own I suggest you run screaming to the nearest convienent store and order a cheese burger!

Kaiso's boobs.

 

That is all.

"Speak softly and carry a big keyblade"

Normally I would post something funny, clever, or sreious, but at the moment I have an arrow in my chest and my foot is stuck in a gator's mouth!

P.S.

Could someboby please send medical help to do something about the arrow and the gator?

The H stands for HAMAZING!!!

"I'm trying to think of a polite way to say it... but I can't. That was a dick move, Master." -Archer, Fate/EXTRA

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"I am father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate."

 

*counts on fingers* "Then what does that make us?"

 

"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become!" -Dark Helmet and Lone Starr, Spaceballs

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"Otacon, Lysol this bitch!" -My sister for Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4

Pit: How to enjoy a hot spring,

Step 1: Breathe deeply.

Step 2: Clear your mind.

Step 3: REMOVE PANTS!

Things like this isn't really what the likes system is for. :U