Luzzekatt 76 Posted November 9, 2009 Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. HOURGLASS An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Tumor 149 Posted November 9, 2009 WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. The times are changing. Femboys are taking their rightful place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartless666 14 Posted November 9, 2009 Lmao nice. I never thought about it like that before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qwigoqwaga 7 Posted November 9, 2009 LMBO ow ...dang it Luzze, now I've got no butt! -shot- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zexionrox13 3 Posted November 9, 2009 What does that make fire, or a log? What about a pencil, ooh if you have a pencil then you gotta have paper! So what's paper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silia Heartz 1 Posted November 10, 2009 Wait...so if web pages are female... and Aqua is on the top of kh13... ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kairi-loves-Sushi 15 Posted November 10, 2009 AHAHA! These are genius! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneezes 73 Posted November 10, 2009 LOL. LOL. LOL. I think I just fell off my chair and died. 8D xDD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zexionrox13 3 Posted November 12, 2009 someone answere my friggon question! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
