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"The worst video game/movie/tv series pick up lines" thread

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Just share your most retarted/cheesy/greatest pick up lines ever.

 

 

"Baby you must be a rare candy, Because you took me to a whole knew level :D" -Pokemon

 

"Say, wanna put your keyhole in my keyblade? ;D" -Kingdom Hearts

 

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN

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"AY GIRL. YOU JUST TAUGHT MY CUBONE A NEW MOVE; HARDEN." -Pokemon (Even though, for the record, Cubones can't learn Harden.)

 

"AY GIRL. LEMME SQUIRTLE ON DEM JIGGLYPUFFS." -Pokemon

 

"...Do you have a bucket I can borrow?" -Homestuck

 

"iif your pant2 were a .rar fiile, ii'd unziip." -Homestuck? Computers in general?

"I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing."-Naruto

 

"Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements." -Harry Potter

 

"Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean." -Harry Potter

 

"Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is." -Star Wars

 

"Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?" -Just nerdiness

Just share your most retarted/cheesy/greatest pick up lines ever.

 

 

"Baby you must be a rare candy, Because you took me to a whole knew level :D" -Pokemon

 

"Say, want me to put my keyblade in your keyhole? ;D" -Kingdom Hearts

 

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN

 

fixed.

Just share your most retarted/cheesy/greatest pick up lines ever.

 

 

"Baby you must be a rare candy, Because you took me to a whole knew level :D" -Pokemon

 

"Say, wanna put your keyhole in my keyblade? ;D" -Kingdom Hearts

 

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN

 

You so did that wrong.

 

"You and me in Cella's pants right now."

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I'm a heartless, Because you just stole my heart. c:

My keyblade is long you know

~Kingdom Hearts

~Brother told me to say this lol

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My keyblade is long you know

~Kingdom Hearts

~Brother told me to say this lol

 

Can I touch your big keyblade? BD

EWWWWWWW

Can I touch your big keyblade? BD

EWWWWWWW

 

Can I touch you'res?

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

"In Heaven's Time, only God Knows what we really are"

-Inazuma Eleven

...I don't know anymore.

Do you need a Max Revive? 'Cause we're still not done.

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I shall raichu a love song c:

You just activated my Trap Card. 'Cause you're a Dark Magician Girl.

You can jack into my port anytime.

That was not objectionable.

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You MUST be an HM.

 

Because you are so unforgettable! c:

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