The Evil Test

[Oblivion 15]

Do you have what it takes to be deeply and disturbingly evil? Complete this quick quiz and find out.

 

1. How do you start your morning?

A. Rise at six, shower while humming a chipper tune.

B. Perform vigorous knee-bends and enjoy a bracing 5 mile jog.

C. Hit the snooze button until hoelessly late for work.

D. Sip a cup of coffee, read the newsaper, and plot the downfall of civilization

 

2. Which of the following best descrides your talents?

A. People person

B.Manager

C. Multi-tasker.

D. Snake charmer

 

3. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A. Police Officer

B. Doctor

C. Ballerina

D. Supreme dark overlord of all makind, or a lawyer.

 

4. Do you have any pets?

A. Puppy

B. Bird

C. Iguana

D. An aquarium filled with pirhana's, eletric eels,and killer sharks.

 

5. How do you normally spend your weekends?

A. Hiking mountain trails

B. Watching television

C. Spending time with friends

D. Constuctng doomsday devices in the basement

 

6. What torments you in your worst nightmares?

A. A fiery building from which I cannot escape

B. Monsters with huge teeth

C. Vengeful ex-lovers

D. Unicorns,rainbows, and puppy dogs with souldful eyes.

 

7. What are your relgious beliefs?

A. Christian, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim

B. Buddhist, Hindu, pagan

C.Atheist or agnostic

D. I am actually an ancient Babylonian god awoken from a terrible sleep

 

8. What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A. Crime, drugs, and gangs

B. Multinational corporations

C. Nuclear War

D. Me

 

9. What is your reacton when confronted by a cross and holy water?

A. Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura

B. Contemplate how far civiliation has come

C. Chuckle at their ridiculous superstitious beliefs

D. Run away while screaming, "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

 

10. Its the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and dstroyed the human race. Mutants walk the streets, and the sea is boiled away to nothing. Civiliztion as you know it is over. What do you do?

A. Vow to someday rebuild society

B. Double over in grief and wait for a merciful death

C. Try to remember the plot to The Road Warrior

D. Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

 

Mostly A's B's or C's- Unfortuantley you do not possess the qualities necessary to become a supervillain. Please explore your inner evil for another year or so and try again.

 

Mostly D's- Well done. You are predestined to menace society.

 

(Proud owner of the book How to be a Villain)

[HelpMeRan-Sama 141]

LOL I'm not evil...

[Luzzekatt 76]

aaaaw .... I'm not evil TT___TT

.. damn it!

[JesusFreak 41]

I'm not evil either..Oh well that was fun!

[Nick 103]

yay im evil i got 9 d and 1 a yay

[ObsidianEagle 103]

A: |||

B: |||

C: |||

D: |

 

shame...

[Kairi-loves-Sushi 15]

a-5

b-3

c-2

d-0

 

I'm not evil...YAY:D

[Clueless 75]

Moving to Random

just so im not shot for making a short post heres my response haha

 

 

 

1. How do you start your morning?

A. Rise at six, shower while humming a chipper tune.

B. Perform vigorous knee-bends and enjoy a bracing 5 mile jog.

C. Hit the snooze button until hoelessly late for work.

D. Sip a cup of coffee, read the newsaper, and plot the downfall of civilization

 

2. Which of the following best descrides your talents?

A. People person

B.Manager

C. Multi-tasker.

D. Snake charmer

 

3. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A. Police Officer thats what my parents say

B. Doctor

C. Ballerina

D. Supreme dark overlord of all makind, or a lawyer.

 

4. Do you have any pets?

A. Puppy No actually hes a dog 8D

B. Bird

C. Iguana

D. An aquarium filled with pirhana's, eletric eels,and killer sharks.

 

5. How do you normally spend your weekends?

A. Hiking mountain trails

B. Watching television

C. Spending time with friends

D. Constuctng doomsday devices in the basement

 

6. What torments you in your worst nightmares?

A. A fiery building from which I cannot escape : |

B. Monsters with huge teeth

C. Vengeful ex-lovers

D. Unicorns,rainbows, and puppy dogs with souldful eyes.

 

7. What are your relgious beliefs?

A. Christian, Catholic, Jewish, Muslim

B. Buddhist, Hindu, pagan

C.Atheist or agnostic

D. I am actually an ancient Babylonian god awoken from a terrible sleep

 

8. What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A. Crime, drugs, and gangs

B. Multinational corporations

C. Nuclear War

D. Me

 

 

9. What is your reacton when confronted by a cross and holy water?

A. Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura

B. Contemplate how far civiliation has come

C. Chuckle at their ridiculous superstitious beliefs

D. Run away while screaming, "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

nothing --;

 

10. Its the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and dstroyed the human race. Mutants walk the streets, and the sea is boiled away to nothing. Civiliztion as you know it is over. What do you do?

A. Vow to someday rebuild society WITH MY OWN BABIEZ.

B. Double over in grief and wait for a merciful death

C. Try to remember the plot to The Road Warrior

D. Congratulate yourself on a job well done.

 

[No 0]

All D's. *Insane laughter* not that I needed a test to tell me that I'm evil. I meen, I kill inosent people at night so... whatever. Back to planing who to kill next any suggestions?

[Oblivion 15]

Practice your evil laugh- thats a must have.

 

The best times to use your evil laugh are:

 

1. When on a bank heist.

2. While revealing your master plan

3. Before dispatching your nemesis to a tankful of hungry pirhanas

4. While standing over the conquered enemy masses

5. When your evil scheme has gone off without a hitch

6. After instructing your henchmen in some vile deed

7. After revealing your weapon of mass destruction

8. After/before pressing the red button of doom

9. In ironic glee just as the heroes are sneaking up from behind

10. In an insane asylum

11. Whenever you feel overwhelmed with evil satisfaction

[tululu 0]

oh my im predestined to menace society