1. Rent a porno. If your under 18 ask your father if your a male or if your a female ask your mother if you can go and rent one, or get them too.

If they say "NO!" than watch some online, or download some.

 

2. Get something to drink. Say a couple cans of beer or coke or something.

 

3. Watch the porno and drink your drink/s quickly so you don't miss anything once it truly starts.

 

4. Now what are you doing?

 

5. Are you touching anything?

 

6. Do you need to go to the toilet?

 

7. Are you trying to masturbate?

 

8. Is that painful?

 

9. What did you do?

 

10. Did you enjoy your New Years Eve?

Very much so, thank you sir

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Now, asking your parents to watch porn is an indication that they will know you'll watch it after they say "NO". So there is no point in asking to "RENT" it.

No, now my New Year is just filled with shame. It wasn't even a good porno...

What are you talking about! They are kids on this site and... Wait this is Random? Good job nice guide,

What are you talking about! They are kids on this site and... Wait this is Random? Good job nice guide,

 

I didn't say anything they wont know of.

I didn't say anything they wont know of.

 

Well... Good point

I just really hope the party I'm going to tonight does not have this ... too many children lol

I don't know it's not a celebration if i do it once a week.On New Years Eve i phone up a hooker instead.

Another unifunny topic from the only 96.

Eh, I've already seen too much porn. Any other suggestions?