Simple enough formula.

 

"I used to __________________, but then I took an arrow to the ________________."

 

 

 

 

I used to wait tables, but then I took an arrow to the eye.

I used to slap Kingdom with a spatula, but then I took an arrow in my hand

John Smith used to love Pocahontas, but then she took a Nigel Thornberry to the face.

I used to commit suicide,but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to troll maggots, but then I took an arrow from a troll's head.

Wormtongue: I used to speak badly about Saruman, but then I took an arrow to the face.

I used to play CTF games online but then I took an arrow to the wheel of my Veloci.

I used to listen to Justin Bieber, until I got a arrow to my T.V screen.... T_T

I used to post on this thread, then I took an arrow to the keyboard

I used to pretend this thread was dead until I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to think that this thread was dead, but then I took an arrow to the mind.

I used to be a virgin but then i took an arrow to the shin (wait, that makes no sense....)

I used to talk a lot but then I took an arrow to the vocal cords

I used to do a lot of things, but then I took an arrow to the chest!

I used to be a lurker, but then I took a click on the register button.

 

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I used to be an all powerful dark princess with an evil father, but then I took one of Mumbo's spells to the face.

Edited April 5, 201213 yr by Impersisfluff

I was going to have lunch but then I took an arrow to the sandwhich!

I used to talk with everybody on Tinychat, but then the computer took an arrow to the router.

I used to sing and dance to my Ipod in public, until everyone who looked at me dance took an arrow to the eyes

I used to laugh at these jokes, but then I took an arrow to the troath.

I used to use texting lingo, until I took an arrow to the brain and it started functioning

I used to play Solitaire, but then I too an arrow to the back by Cupid.

I used to text people, but then I took an arrow to my fingers

I used to be quick at replying in Forum Games, but then I took an arrow to the hand.

I used to scream at the computer because Sora's Little Helper was posting to fast on the Forum games, but then I took an arrow to the computer screen

I used to troll people by typing fast on Forum Games, but then I took an arrow to the keyboard.