God this is so mean
But that's why I love black humor.

Btw... I'll totally do that to my child/ren someday.

Welllll. That's traumatizing

Never believe, it's not so.

Hahaha that's messed up!

Magic is real if you believe and the father is hurting the world by making magic go away (at least the kid believes)

Magic is real if you believe and the father is hurting the world by making magic go away (at least the kid believes)

 

By the same logic it is real that my dick is 12 inches long because I believe it is.

Also: It's a comic strip to make you laugh Mr. Anti-Joke Chicken.

That boy's dad reminds me of patrick. Lol

By the same logic it is real that my dick is 12 inches long because I believe it is.

Also: It's a comic strip to make you laugh Mr. Anti-Joke Chicken.

 

I wish I could do that/shot

Magic is real if you believe and the father is hurting the world by making magic go away (at least the kid believes)

 

woah there peter pan, some of us want to grow up.

woah there peter pan, some of us want to grow up.

 

That's why we have Peter Panzerfaust

That's just awesome!

By the same logic it is real that my dick is 12 inches long because I believe it is.

 

Then for your sake, you better hope magic is real. If not, you're gonna disappoint every woman you meet.

Then for your sake, you better hope magic is real. If not, you're gonna disappoint every woman you meet.

 

Or I could just be realistic with it's size which will still easily satisfy every woman I sleep with :>

Or I could just be realistic with it's size which will still easily satisfy every woman I sleep with :>

 

Alright, touche. I'll just take your word for it because I really, REALLY, don't want proof.

The father's an idiot... Who wastes money on a deck of cards you can only use once?

It...It's not? :'(

Abracafabiricated lies!

The father's an idiot... Who wastes money on a deck of cards you can only use once?

 

Siblings and birthday parties. Multiple uses!