I'm bored. Let's see how long we can keep this story going!

 

RULES:

• Mild swearing only.
• NOTHING rated M, plz.
• Crack pairings, only.
• KH characters only; No OCs.
• Be random as possible.

Have fun! I'll start it off.

 

 

 

In Destiny Islands, Sora and the gang has just returned from adventuring. "It's so great to be home." Sora said, leaning against the paopu tree. "Nothing's changed." "Yep."Riku answered. Suddenly, a dark corridor appears in front of the two. Out walks the Superior of Organization XIII, Xemnas. "No way, we defeated you!" "That's what you thought, Sora. What you really defeated was a Replica of myself. Now, Riku, I come bearing some shocking news..." Xemnas grimaced. "What, you had a relationship with your second in command?" Xemnas glared at him. "Here." Xemnas hands him a sheet of paper. "What is this?" "Riku....I AM YOUR FATHER." Riku stared at him. "No, you're not." "Oh, yes, I am, unfortunately....and your mother is....Listen, I was hiiiiiiiiiighly intoxicated and...just read it." Xemnas said. Riku looks at it. "Father...Xemnas....Mother......Malificent!" Riku gave him a bewildered look. "WHAT # WERE YOU SMOKING!?!!!"

 

You guys continue it from here! (Yes, I know this idea came from a comic, don't flame me; my mind is fried from math class)

Yes let's still ideas from comics.

So original.

"She offered me her light and purity, what did you think I would do?" Replied Xemnas.

He turned around to face Sora.

"Oh you're adopted. I possessed your father though... If y'know what I mean "

Sora: I'M ADOPTED!!!

Xemnas: Yes Sora.... You are.... And i came to make Riku a part of Organazation13 since he is my son

Riku: BUT MALEFICENT CHEATED ON YOU WITH HADES!!! You want a proof??

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm239iRG8SY

 

 

Xemnas: That Bitch!!! But... Riku will be the next Organazation13 leader... Its set

Sora: NOOOOO RIKUUUU

Riku: Goodbye Sora...

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hm hm I'll give it a try

 

"YOU SICK SON OF A " "SORA" Kairi said "watch your mouth".

"WATCH MY MOUTH" Sora replied "DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF HIS?

 

 

ha ha how's that?

Xemnas returns. "Oh, and there's something else you might want to know...."

"What?" Sora said.

"You have a twin brother named Vanitas. He looks exactly you, except with black hair and gold eyes, and he's stealing all you fans." Xemnas looks over Sora's shoulder. "..And is currently hitting on your girlfriend. Well, goodbye!" Xemnas opens a dark corridor then leaves.

Vanitas: haha it is I, Vanitas, and i'm here to destroy you with my army of fangirls

Sora: nooooooo,

Vanitas: and Ventus is your other brother and Roxas is the other brother that also has more fans than you.

Sora: How many brothers do i have? O_o

Vanitas: you also have a sister called Xion and she's looks exactly like Kairi but with black hair.

and the most evil thing is that you can't be with kairi cuz she looks like your Sister(note: that'll be incest or something). i can finally have kairi.

Sora: Noooooooo, i have a sister now..we could totally start a rock band..

Vanitas: Too late, Sora! My rock band--The Unbirthed Black Lamb of Darkness and The Vanitettes-- are already 10x cooler than your rock band!!! Hahaha

Sora: Shut up! Nuh uh!! Me and my sister are gonna have da coolest band EVAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then I'll win back Kairi's hearts with my rock n roll powers of awesomenessessessess... yeah... Woo!

Vanitas: Wrong again, idiot. Do you have a sponsor?

Sora: o_0 A what?

Vanitas: A sponsor, moron. If you don't have a sponsor, you've got nothing. Just like your former relationship with your girlfriend.

Kairi: Who said I was your girlfriend? Sora is a good person...and you're a womanizer.

Sora: 8D

Vanitas: Fine, then. I don't need your girlfriend. Girls in my fandom would pay for me to even consider them for a relationship. Anyway, I've got a sponsor from Organization XIII.

Sora: My best friend's leader of Organization XIII!

Vanitas: ORLY?

Sora: You bet! *calls Riku* Hey, Riku. I need a sponsor for my new band....What do you mean "Xemnas said no chance in hell"!?

Vanitas:*ROFLMAO*

Sora: >_< Riku, I'll call you back. *hangs up* That's it, Vanitas, I'm kicking your ass.

Vanitas: Like you "kicked" Xemnas's ass. Please, spare me from you and your pathetic attempts.

Sora: *summons Kingdom Key*

Vanitas:*stares longingly at it* Where...did you get that?

Sora:o.0 What?

Vanitas: Sora, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you. *summons Void Gear*

Sora: A Keyblade!

Vanitas: Kid, you haven't seen Keyblade yet.

Sora: DO NOT WANT!!! PLEASE NO RAPEY!!!!

Larxene materializes out of nowhere and plants a big kiss on Sora's lips before warping away again.

Vanitas: >_> There's only one explanation for this randomness. *tackles Sora*

Sora: GET OFF ME, YOU FREAK!

Vanitas: Got it. *pulls small object out of Sora's ear*

Sora: OW!

Vanitas: See this? This is the most evil thing you will ever see.

Sora:0.0 What is it?

Vanitas: It is a homing dart, created by crazy fangirls. The dart takes over your neurological system and-

Sora: English!

Vanitas: Mind-control.

Sora:0_0

Vanitas: They've already tried it on me. They soon found out I could track it back to their computers and I sent them a nasty virus. >;D

Sora: 0.o How do I know you're not under their control?

Vanitas: Would I have pulled this out, idiot? *rolls eyes*

Sora: Oh. Right.

Vanitas: Your girlfriend over there is in danger, too.

Kairi: How?!

Vanitas: Have you seen yaoi? If you haven't....well, let's just say a certain percentage of the fanbase harbors a deep hate for you.

Kairi: Why?

Vanitas: They want Sora and Riku to...hook-up and you're in the way.

Sora and Kairi: o.0

Vanitas:Hey, I didn't create it. They did.

Sora: So, the fangirls...they must be the reason why all this is happening.

Vanitas: I was starting to wonder if you had no brain, but now you're reaching. I know for a fact there's no way Xehanort did Malificent.

Sora: How would you know?

Vanitas: Because I would have blackmailed him so fast, it'd make his head spin.

Sora: You really are evil, aren't you?

Vanitas: *shrugs* Ain't no rest for the wicked. Which reminds me. *hands Sora a shoehorn* Hold this.

Sora: What's this about? o_0

Vanitas: You'll find out. Oh, by the way, about your parents: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Sora: You jerk!!!

Vanitas:*runs*

Sora: I'm gonna-*runs after him*

Vanitas:*sees a cop* Help! Help! *runs to cop*

Tifa (the cop):What is it?

Vanitas: He tried to molest me with a shoehorn! T_T

Tifa:o_0 Sir, you need to calm down. Who did this?

Sora:*runs up with shoehorn in hand* Vanitas, you get back here and take it like a man-

Vanitas: OMG, that's him!

Sora: What?

Tifa: Sir, you're under arrest. Anything you say-*reads rights, puts on handcuffs*

Vanitas: Weirdos like him need to be kept off the streets. T_T

Sora: Wait, I've been framed.

Tifa: Tell it to the judge. *leaves with Sora*

Vanitas: *gives Sora evil grin*

Sora: If I get out, Vanitas, YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!

Vanitas: *waves, mouths* I'll take care of Kairi. >: )

Mickey watches from atop a palm tree with Minnie.

"So Minnie, do you think that..." he asks his wife.

But Minnie suddenly unzips a zipper on her head. She's a Shadow! Mickey screamed, and the Shadow began to massage Mickey's neck.

"Oh, that's the way!" Mickey squeaked, "Even better than my lousy wife!"

Axel date Xion....

than Xion died

the end

*story magically starts back up*

*Daisy beats donald with an unbrella*

Roxas: how the hell did i get here......

Demyx pops in:

Can someone tell me where babies come from?

Vexen shows up

"they happen when" *twitches and laughs*

Demyx: Yeah?

Vexen: sorry its just too funny.

Demyx: where do babies come from?

Roxas: Shouldn't you know by now? I've been living ever since Sora became a heartless a year ago and I already know!

Vexen: Number IX why dont you google it?

Demyx: What's google?

Vexen: A number... but more importantly a search engine.the best search engine.

Demyx: whats a search engine?

Roxas: so lazy that he is dumb.

Donald: Daisy could you stop beating me up with that umbrella?!

Daisy, Roxas, Vexen, Demyx: SHUT UP no one likes you or your ugly voice!

Vexen: Finally Demyx said something smart.

Demyx: