March 20, 201214 yr Chuck Norris= born March 10 1940 . . . but he's so awesome that the world was in shock for 5 years and then, when the Nazi's realised what had happened, they had to surrender.
March 20, 201214 yr God I hate Chuck Norris jokes so much, they've been overused for many years. They aren't even original anymore.
March 20, 201214 yr Chuck Norris had his ass brutally kicked by Bruce Lee, thus proving that Asians are the master race.
March 20, 201214 yr Chuck Norris wants to tone down the R-Rated scripting of 'The Expandables 2' to make it PG-13 and Sylvester Stallone gave him a beating and made the movie R-Rated back again. No. Seriously. True story. http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/1288204/sylvester_stallone_the_expendables_2_to_be_rrated_after_all.html